On Facebook I became a fan of Getting Paid
Pointless, I know. Then it got worse, as it turns out to have been set up by someone with the mental age of an 8-year-old, spamming my wall with posts about the TV show Scrubs and begging for one million fans by some arbitrary date.

I'd remove it but I don't want "Chains is no longer a fan of Getting Paid" to appear.

Anything you've stopped being a fan of lately? Alternatively, what's your favourite pig-derived meat? Mine is gammon. No, sausages. No, gammon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:12, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's your own fault for joining a shitty fan page,
next you'll become a fan of "breathing" or "nice food"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I'm already a fan of Breathing
and Not Dying. But they're well-behaved pages that just sit there.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I wonder how many fans of "not dying" are now dead.
Must be a couple.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I expected better from a man that couldn't see the point in joining facebook
*sighs*
( Captain V, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:33, Reply)

It has sucked me in
And I'm mostly a fan of stuff it's actually useful to know that I'm a fan of. But occasionally I have a drink or two of an evening and end up clicking all sorts of crap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)

PhsycoChomp has taken the "What kind of deep thinking unicorn are you?" test and the result is "How long is a piece of NEEEIGH"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:30, Reply)

It wouldn't show in your newsfeed that you'd stopped being a fan of it if you choose to anyway.
I recently became a fan of the stalker page as I think it's hilarious. It's trying to make you feel guilty or stalkerish about looking at pages of people you already know and have added as friends for that purpose. No way am I getting rid of it.

Edit: Gammon YES
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Mmmm sausages
Me and CHCB bought 3 packs of brilliant sausages yesterday. Pork and leek, lamb and something and pork and some sort of berry that made CHCB think of whores.

Frying leek with the sausages makes for excellent leek.
( Captain V, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Meguez sausages
The butcher in the Guildford market does rather excellent ones.
Other than that, pork belly.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Bacon
4 rashers. 1 morning roll. Heart-attack inducing amount of butter. Lashings of Tomato sauce.

1 cup of tea.

1 newspaper.

This is how every day should begin.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Mustard or brown sauce is for bacon
Ketchup is wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Mustard on bacon?
Mustard on bacon!?

*spits on floor*
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Bacon
White bread, butter, no sauce.
Mop up the adrenal froth with the crusts.
Yum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:10, Reply)

No sauce?
You're worse than the dirty weeker.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I like to let my bacon speak for itself.
Covered in melty butter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:19, Reply)

I went to the local carvery for Sunday lunch
And they add roast pork on Sundays so I had gammon and pork. And I prefer sausages to bacon, and I almost always have some ham in for sandwiches. Hence the question.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I need to be introduced to more pig-based products.
I want a pet piglet though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)

i love it when the mongs become fans of shit like "sex" and "cuddles in bed"
what sort of miserable cunt doesnt like cuddles in bed
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, Reply)

The kind of person
that has sex in a barn.

Straw is scratchy you know.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:54, Reply)

i wouldnt know about that
im underage
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

lol, look at my facebook, lol.... new quiz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)