PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSPORT IF THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID.
It's hot in London, really fucking hot. There's signs everywhere saying if you feel faint DONT get on a train, carry a bottle of water etc...One silly sod fainted this morning at Bank and then two more did the same on the way back this evening. IT CAUSES TRAIN HOLD UPS AND PISSES ME OFF YOU FUCKING SILLY FUCKS. /grr
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:15, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well get them to put bitter flavours on the windows then

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:16, Reply)

golly
*offers cold towel*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:20, Reply)

I has a fan
And ice cold beer now. But thanks :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:25, Reply)

fine I didn't want to fucking give it to you anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:32, Reply)

FINE, I DON'T FUCKING WANT IT ANYFUCKING WAY
I did, but only because it was from you :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:42, Reply)

D:
WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE IT THEN?!
you just like playing with my emotions :'[
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Me? Never ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:02, Reply)

you're gonna get it *shakes fist*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Step this way
into this nice dressing gown that fastens up the back... and come into the room with cushions on the wall

You'll feel better!
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Only if it has tea and coffee making facilities

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Fuck off with your tea and coffee
bad and wrong stuff
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:26, Reply)

what do you have against hot drinks?
they contain caffeine
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:26, Reply)

I don't like them
If I want caffeine I'll drink coke or cherry coke.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

FECK OFF, CUP!
*smash*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:34, Reply)

GIRLS!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Where?
switches to ogling mode
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Down with that sort of thing

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:46, Reply)

NEVAH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:49, Reply)

careful now

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)

DRINK!
*grabs for the bottle of scotch*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Was father ted big in the states
?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Actually, no.
Never heard of him before coming to this site. I've seen the first season, thanks to BGB finding me a copy, and need to get more of them. It's pretty fucking hilarious.

Speaking of: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8186379.stm
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Would you like any more UK comedy suggestions?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Sure!
I'm familiar with quite a few of them, but could always use more suggestions.

(I have all of Monty Python's Flying Circus and Jeeves & Wooster already. I know of The Young Ones and Fawlty Towers as well, of course, but past that- suggest away.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:58, Reply)

MUST: the IT crowd
Monkey dust (v.dark animated sketch show)
Teachers
Mock the week
Psycoville
The smoking room
Peep show
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:07, Reply)

I'll look into them.
The IT Crowd I've heard of, but the rest are new to me...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:19, Reply)

the IT crowd is a good one

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Ha. Is it so wrong that I resent adding an extra half hour to my hour and a half commute
because people are too retarded to remember to carry water with them or to stay on the platform if they're feeling a bit wobbly during rushhour?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Not at all
Soul-destroying enough without other people making it worse.

I'm slightly smug I get a lift to work these days :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Thank god I dont live in London

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:30, Reply)

^^ yup
Lovely to visit but I'd get swamped if I lived there I think
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Its a great city
but I would hate to be stuck in it on my salary
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Mine too
I'm on a relative pittance at the minute
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Its all relative
If was earning this when I was in Hull I would feel like goldfinger. In London, goldfinger if he was forever having to decide between food and hot water.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I see
I'm still on a Yorkshire pittance.

Too fucking lazy to find something else though, so my own fault really.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:47, Reply)

meh
I would write a Cv but I cant find a pen
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I live in London
but I cycle to work, so no rush-hour Tube-AAARGH!s for me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I want to start cycling to work

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Anything in particular putting you off?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Not having a bike
its in storage
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Easy enough to revive them.
Stand over them and piss on their stupid faces. You'll not only be waking them but giving them a drink at the same time.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Oi wake up
Its piss o'clock!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

And exposing myself in the process
win win...ahh but wait, I'd lose my seat. No dice.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Leave it to me once I have shaved 'fuck off stupids' in my pubes

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Verrry much this.
I've lost count of the amount of times over the years when, during the summer, I've heard the tube driver say "we'll be held in the platform due to people, despite being told time and time again, continuing to be stupid."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:45, Reply)

They do get more and more sarky the longer they're kept waiting in their announcements :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I heard a great one at bank this morning, on people ignoring the 'stand clear of the doors' message:
"For those of you with cloth ears, I said stand clear. It's survival of the fittest down here."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Ha, I had a good one at Moorgate a few days ago.
"For those of you wearing MP3 players or are deaf as a post, please let people OFF the train first or we're not going anywhere". Sure enough we sat there for a good five minutes while he had a little strop.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Oh the shit those guys must put up with

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I really like it when they speak to the carriage like the voice of god
or do running commentaries on people who have their bags stuck in the doors.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

There's a great one on the Central Line who I'm convinced is an ex-pilot.
Sometimes, if you catch him on a Friday night, he says things like "hey, wherever you're going, whatever you're doing, stay safe. We'll see you on Monday."

I like him.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:59, Reply)

We have the voice of god on the Northern line some mornings
He's very boomy and Brian Blessed-like.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Guuuuuuuuuu-ted.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:32, Reply)