So OT is dead, John Hughes is dead, My internetz is dead
Anything else feel like dying?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:56, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I did this morning
But my day has gotten progressively better so now I'm just looking forward to the weekend.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Whatcha doin catface?
Aside from CHCB of course, give her a hug from me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Shall do
I'm heading over to see her tonight then tomorrow we're racing Clendrix and Wookie to Morpeth!
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Awesome
Give my love and bile to everyone :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Will do
And I'll do it HARD.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I'd expect nothing less :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I'm ok at the moment thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Nope.
Currently awaiting the arrival of Badger and Bill in about an hour, Tourette's, ancrenne and BGB are away to the beach with the dog and I'm pottering around getting things ship shape in time for more visitors tomorrow.

I'm also sweating like Gary Glitter with Michael Jackson's address book on account of it being so damned hot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I'm rather peeved that I couldn't make it up there today
Hope it's a good one.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

What time you arriving in Morpeth tomorow?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Not sure yet
Google maps says it takes around 5hrs 20mins to get from Bristol - Morpeth. I'd like to leave around 9 so I guess we'll arrive around 3.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Cool
we'll see you in the pub.

Which route are you taking? I'd try and avoid the A1 as there's major bridge works at Gateshead and the delays are supposedly horrendous. Might be quicker to head for the M6 then across the A69 at Carlisle then rejoin the A1 after the roadworks - there's only about 20 mins difference between the two anyway.

Plus the A1 is a shit road to drive on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Was still debating M6 vs [insert other motorways here] + A1
By the sounds of things the M6 is the way to go.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Remember I want pics
or I wont believe you don't live in a castle.

How's Doglet now? Back to normal yet?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

She's not monged anymore
but the stitches in her gum are definitely uncomfortable for her - she would have normally wolfed the scrag of beef we gave her this morning; she hasn't touched it so it's in the freezer until she feels better.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Aww poor love. Is she on Metacam or Meloxidyl?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Not sure
It was a three day course, today being the last day so the bottle's gone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

3 days after an extraction?
Blimey, vets oop north are harsh. You can always take her in for a free nurse check and get more pain relief if she needs it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

She has to go in again on Tuesday for a check up
Which means another dose of ACP for them to be able to even examine her. Which means yet more monginess for another 24 hours after that :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Not if you give it at the right time this time. Not that you did it wrong last time, but give it to her in the food again leaving more time for it to digest
since it didn't really have a chance before. So if it was 4 hours to mong before then give it to her 4 hours before the appointment.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah, we will
lesson learned :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

It's their fault for being shit and giving you a potentially harmful drug when they could give you morphine
but at least they do checkups, I locummed in one that didn't. Scary place.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

C'mon Becks, we'll have our own b4sh0rz.
One with coke and whores and rullette (only spelt right) and opiats and pizzas with FIVE kinds of cheese and big screen movies, good big screen movies, better big screen moves. Big screen movies with chinese people who can jump taller than their height and swords and guns and shit. And we'll have Red Bull and Vodka Jelly Shots.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I'd say yes as that sounds rather fun only you'll invite someone shit like your flatmate ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I'm dog tired
on account of stopping up stupidly late last night and having nothing to do. But I can't leave yet as I had a short day yesterday. Argh.

EDIT: About the most productive thing I've done today was phone the Tap and Spile and get the landlady to agree to put the football on. Now I just need to figure out where I'm going to eat first.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Choices, choices...
and plenty of them. There's a good little bistro next to the Clock Tower that I discovered yesterday. Can't rmember what it's called but it has an orange sign. Could definitely recommend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Groovy
I shall probably wander aimlessly and find something, earlyish so as not to miss the start of the footy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Caffeine drip?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

MOAR CAFFEEENN!!!
Excellent plan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I did earlier but I'm okay now.
I'm making a purse. Awesome.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

POIDH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

it's not completed

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Pfft.
Rubbish excuse to not show me your tits
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

tits? nsfw?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I better not click it
In Costa with lots of middle England type women around me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

You're OK
There's no flesh on show, just very tight t-shirts and lots of cleavage.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Mmm...TITS
You're the middle one right?

Edit: Kristine not DG as I can't be arsed to delete it and start again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

how'd you guess?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I'm looking at you right now
and loving it :) Nice top by the way, really suits you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

*gasp*
Thaaaaaaaaaaanks, hunny
*flips hair*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

HORNS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

why don't you come over here
sit on my lap *pats knee*
we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I can never really figure out what is considered, I mean, obviously nudity, but in some places that may be conisdered poor taste
I just don't know
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I reckon you're safe on here
Granted they're trashy girls, but nowt wrong with a bit O' skank sometimes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Are they meant to be looking sultry?
Because to me they look constipated.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

The one on our left looks scared
The one in the middle looks irritated and the one on our right looks doped up to the eyeballs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I have the feeling if we saw the guy who took the photo
we'd understand the expressions.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I'm fucking bored
dying would be an improvement to that.

annoyed that we haven't been told anything about the gig we are playing tonight other than where. people are shit.

looking forward to the weekend though. the sun is singing, the birds are shining. it looks like it's going to be a good one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

How about killing?
Does that count? *flounces off for more Marlboro*
( cackers, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

I think I'd kill for a cigarette
I gave up ages ago and have barely had any desire for them since (obviously this doesn't include spliffs) but I could murder one right now...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

but you're dead already
So what's the point in abstaining?
( cackers, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

She has a very good point there Vipros

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

it is a good point
I am hampered by not having any though.

It's ok, I'll fire up a reefer as soon as I get home.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)

that might
just work. enjoy your spliff.
( cackers, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I kicked a dog until it sicked a rainbow

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:30, Reply)

You bastard. That's not the best way to get a rainbow
Everyone knows you need to anally insert skittles and then fuck them til you get a double rainbow out of their eyes.

Works best on pugs ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I can imagine
that this would also be win with French Bulldogs. A Sharpei could make for some interest as well.
( cackers, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Nah, you'd get lost in the skinfolds of a shar pei
I'm allergic to them anyway, itchy little buggers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

well,
I was kind of thinking that the eye-folds would generate some nice effects.

I'm allergic to all dogs. *sads*
( cackers, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Show me your boobies plz fank you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

eh?
...
( cackers, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 18:15, Reply)