Since 8:30 this morning I have
- Monitored the anaesthetic on a dog castrate and yes they were fucking huge because it was a middle aged staffy
- Assisted on a grass seed removal from a dog's ear
- Monitored an anaesthetic on a cat's dental
- Monitored a sedation on a dog for a foreign body removal
- Helped wrestle a Dogue de Bordeaux to the ground for a skin scrape
- Tripped over the free range stray kitten more than once
- Apologised to said stray kitten
- Monitored the anaesthetic on a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE
- Travelled back across London with a smile on my face as I got a seat the whole way home :)

What have you done with your day?
-
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:49, 73 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Wow, fuck all huh?
Or did you sit around on b3ta wanking in your socks?

I thought so
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I took the photos for a page 3 shoot and then I went to beat up Mr.T but he ran away.
Or, I worked at my job and it was a good day. I am broken, though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:01, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA
OLD MAN LOL
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:05, Reply)

FUCK YOU
Owowowowowow
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:10, Reply)

I'll ignore the pathetic small writing and say
FIRM HANDSHAKES then :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

*salutes to crowd*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:10, Reply)

*rings up the flagpole*
*hails the althegeordie anthem*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:12, Reply)

"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:13, Reply)

I never tempt fate with your mrs like that.
OH NO HE DIDNT!!!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

*clicks fingers*
He-yal biatch!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

HAIL TO THE KAOLTARD
Hail to the KAOLTARDwe have chos-en for the na - tion,
Hail to the KAOLTARD! We sa-lute him, one and all._______
Hail to the KAOLTARD, as we pledge co-op - er -a- tion_____
In proud ful-fill-ment of a great, no-ble call.____

Yours is the aim to make this grand coun-try grand-er,
This you will do, That's our strong, firm be-lief.__
Hail to the one we se-lect-ed as com-mand-er,
Hail to the FAKEGEORDIEMAN! Hail to the KAOLTARD!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

*stands to attention*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

*feels patriotic*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Nice patriotics.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:18, Reply)

PUT YOUR COCK AWAY
You'll only make Al jealous
Or Bert reappear to plant his arse on it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I stayed at home because I wasn't feeling all that well.
So I have done sweet feck all.
Now I feel all better.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:05, Reply)

sn't feeling all that wellnted to have a nice wank
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Oh I didn't think about that :(
I could have, couldn't I?
I watched Friends instead.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Not nearly as much fun
unless you do both things at the same time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Oh man, I love that one where Monica is all neurotic and Joey is thick but quirky and funny and then there's Chandler with his crazy one liners.
I totally squeeze my love spuds out to that one every time.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

OMG me too!
we should totally hang out some time and do it together.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:18, Reply)

do it each other
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Don't try and pretend that you've never fingered the prostate while watching shitty American 'comedy'...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:34, Reply)

He doesn't need to
he lets Tourettes do it for him.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Blimey!
*wipes brow*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:38, Reply)

she's multi talented.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Shut up you mongs

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:39, Reply)

She is multi talented though

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:41, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Aiiii!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:45, Reply)

What's wrong with you grumpy drawers?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Nuffin
Just bawd.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:49, Reply)

She's fed up
because she's not in the missus' AWESOME PRESENCE! Off line.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:49, Reply)

I'm often sad that I'm not in the awesome presence of your missus.
but then I remember I can be in the presence of my awesome mrs whenever I want and it makes me happy again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:51, Reply)

I'd happily be in the presence of either lady atm.
:(
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Awwwwww
Don't worry, it'll be saturday soon and we can watch Kaol being awesome on stage.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Looking forward to it!

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I realise I may have got your hopes up
when I said he would be awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I was going to say something along those lines, but didn't fancy getting stabbed on Saturday

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:08, Reply)

I'm going to be nice.
It's time for me to stop being horrible all the time.
/changes
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Excellent :)
Have you started watching True blood yet?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Since 8:00 this morning I have
- Calculated taxes
- Made a song list
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

What is the fourth song on your list?
And what will you do with your tax rebate?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:15, Reply)

It's not a rebate, it's retail taxes for work, we pay each month
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSGPcEk4-Lk
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Do you get rebates
for all the food you eat?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:19, Reply)

:(

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I see.
I know nothing of this so-called FloRida. I'll bet he wears baggy trousers.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:19, Reply)

and he's hot as hell
and his songs make me want to dance
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Does he make your head spin right round
when he goes down?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:23, Reply)

that songs even better at the strip club
bitches get all up in it
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:24, Reply)

I fucking hate FloRida
He's such a fucking twat that I hope he gets in some horrible accident and can never make music again.

Then all the archives with a copy of his song(s) die too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I cannot possibly imagine this emotion.
I hate no one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

+ eaten my own body weight in burgers and bagels.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:15, Reply)

totally had 'mac and cheese with weenies and tater tots' yesterday
because I'm five
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:18, Reply)

tater tots sound like great food
do you dip them in ketchup or brown sauce?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I don't know what brown sauce is
ketchup
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Google HP Sauce
It's kind of spicy and rather nommy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:22, Reply)

I love HP fruity
and I am a new convert to HP Honey BBQ.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Can't say I've had it
Does it taste like your mum? Because if so I'm definitely gonna get some!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:23, Reply)

It's like my mum
after she got a serious dose of the yummy gonnorhea!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:24, Reply)

*Nom*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Oh I'm so trying some of that sweet sweet honey BBQ then
YM is so fragrant at this time of year
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Classic Woodsmoked BBQ all the way Al
I've been going through bottles of the stuff recently. I feel starting to drink it would be a bit much though. But then again...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:49, Reply)

is it like steak sauce or something?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:23, Reply)

It's kind of hard to explain
it's brown, and slightly vinegary, quite tangy, like worcester sauce
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:24, Reply)

A1 but thicker probably

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:27, Reply)

You could say that.
Possibly a bit fruitier / spicier. Same consistency of ketchup. It's very good on bacon and sausages as well.

*wants HP sauce now*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:25, Reply)

First day back at work
After a week of entertaining various b3ta types.

It was shit (the being back at work bit). I hate first days back at work. Still, Saturday night was full of win!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:14, Reply)

...and badly displayed breasts on the women in that club.

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:28, Reply)

This is true
fun, though!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Very fun!
Very fun indeed :)
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Animals!
Ah, bless: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpMwAHmnbS8
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I went to work today, as usual
Only 6 more weeks now though. I did some easy work, then I shouted at a computer, answered some peoples questions*, shouted at the computer some more, then did some more easy work. What a day.


*I find it worrying that after just 8 weeks in the job, other people are coming and asking me about stuff. They seem much older, and in my head they should therefore know more stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:44, Reply)

went out for breakfast
Failed to do some housework
had some lunch
had some sexyteim
failed to do more house work
had dinner
is now
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 22:05, Reply)