You're the Bushwackers?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*flexes*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Damn that's hot
I might not let you go tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Oi, he's mine
Until next Friday morning, he is mine...DiT, you realise that this time next week you'll be a married man. I was thinking that this evening while I was shopping for a FUCKING HANDBAG. Yes that's right a fucking HANDBAG. Me. Handbag. All kinds of wrong.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:41, Reply)

GAYER!
ON LINE!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Are you calling me a fucking gayer?
Or are you trying to entice a rather trollish cunt out of the woodwork?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:47, Reply)

He's down the pub playing darts

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)

With his slickback quifftastic debonair charms, I bet he's got the laydeeeez goading him on to score a bullseye
nudge nudge wink wink
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:51, Reply)

rubs knees

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Those aren't knees
that's a disgustingly distended pair of wrinkly clits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply)

pfffft!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Damn straight. I'm so awesome I have DOUBLE CLITORIS'
or would it be clitori?

Not terribly bothered about the spelling, more that I have TWO WHOLE CLITORIS' and i'm too tired to use them right now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, Reply)

No I'm not!
I'm here wrestling with a hamster.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply)

You've not got it stuck up there again have you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Yeah
But YM managed to get it back out again with one of her discarded breast pumps and a large vat of KY jelly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

She's such a poof

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Only for certain ladies
One very sexy one of which I babbled at at length earlier. I'm sure she understands though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply)

babbled on here or IRL?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:55, Reply)

IRL on the telephonic device I have and everything

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Wow, a telephonic device
I bet all the kids will want one of them soon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Bet your sweet sweet ass they will
But this one is mine...all mine
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

A HANDBAG?
I've got one too, but I'm told its proper name is a Sporran.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Mine's a real life genuine handbag. Some woman's fucking written on it though. Bitch

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

What did she write on it?
McDonald's?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Lulu Guiness

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Who the fuck?
I've never heard of her, so she must be great!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Me either. But then I don't do bags
I shall google and tell you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Apparently she's quite a big name in bags. Usually around the £150 mark
Fucking glad I didn't pay that. All my other bags say Karrimor or Lowe Alpine on them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Do you keep bacon in it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)

And sausages and eggs and porridge and wine gums

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Not yet, but I will
I actually had to go on a more girl friendly forum I use and ask what the bag inside the bag was for. Apparently it's to keep it from getting dusty. WHO KNEW!?!??!?!?!!!!!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:07, Reply)

horns

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:40, Reply)

STOP IT!
this is a perfectly serious thread and you're hijacking it with your pseudo-sexual innuendo type testosterone flexing on line flirting!

*cries*

*clicks om moneysavingexpert in the hope of sensible consooomer advice*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:42, Reply)

I didn't know that om moneysavingexpert did sensible consumer advice
I thought they only dealt in sacred coos
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Pedant!
Just for that I'm not going to change it.

*pokes tongue out*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Cuts tongue off and sells it dahn Camden Market

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:50, Reply)

that's only because you haven't worked out how to yet
isn't that right grandad!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:50, Reply)

I'LL SET MY FUCKING HAMSTER ON YOU!
You faux northerner you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Well, I've never been so insulted in my life.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Southerner!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

That's the last time I make you a pretty card

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

You made me something?
Are you sure you're not going to turn up at the "if anyone here knows of any lawful impediment why these cunts should not be married" bit?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Oh woops
sorry I thought you were DG, I didnt' read your name properly.

I'll have to make you something now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

O YOU BASTARD.
I don't want your sympathy creations.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:02, Reply)

But I likes your pretty cardz
You give my missus massive chebs and everything!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Fucking hell, did he catch them from Al's mum?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)

CUNT
/Fail
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

You haven't seen him.
He's got the biggest fucking pair of bollocks I've ever seen on a rodent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Do they drag along the ground?
I had rats who did
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Pretty much
The more you handle him, the bigger they get until he's got his very own spacehopper.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)

hahahaha, have him castrated
Or PTS. I hate hamsters
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Aw no
He's lovely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:11, Reply)

All hamsters are bastards. Trufact.
Especially if their name is Trevor or fluffy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Ours is called Reg
and he'd bite your tits off!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Now there's a reason to adopt a fuzzy beast!
He sounds enchanting
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:22, Reply)