Plus
You can still use dildos with a female partner (at the risk of exciting the "well what's the difference?" debate) thus getting cock and boobs at the same time without necessarily dating a Trans type. An extra pro (possibly a sub-pro) is that generally speaking, most real cocks don’t vibrate.

*sits back and waits for MINE DOES from Vipros/Al/other*

I don't miss cock at all. But then despite relatively extensive experience with it, I never identified as exclusively heterosexual, ever.

Oh, and...BOOBS. Nuff said. Luvverly things.
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh yes!
Loverly boobies.


*GLEES*
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)

boobs are fantastic
but I have my own!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Two sets of boobies are better than one.
Major pro.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Not when it comes to
Buying normal clothes.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I've always wondered
If female werewolves would have the whole set of six nipples when they transformed, or just the two.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

They have six.

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

VAMPIRE FACTS!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

No, WEREWOLF.
Pay attention.
I did notice though in Van Helsing that the brides of Dracula had no nipples when they transformed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Are you due some results on thursday?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I am.
A levels, baby!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I hope they go well
Are you having a massive piss up the night before?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Thank you.
What, tonight?
No, just tomorrow night. Me and my friends have been having massive piss ups every night for the past week and have to get up early tomorrow for results, so we're giving tonight a miss.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I made a point of being horrifically hungover
when I collected any exam results. In fact, if it was possible I tried to be drunk.

I remember treking about 4 miles across brighton to get my A-Level results, I was a deathly pale colour and they wouldn't give me the results at first as they said I had a library fine outstanding, then after that got sorted they couldn't find the results of two of my exams. I was shaking by the time I actually got the bloody results.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Was it worth it?
I'm trying not to stress out, because its not like I can do anything about it now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

You going to uni?
If so, make sure your mobile is fully-charged, fully credited and all that fancyness.
Clearing waits for nobody.
I hope you'll be fine, but just warning you :P
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Ah, good point though.
I shall put the number in my phone. Hopefully, I'll be off to Manchester.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Best Uni in the world

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Oh yeah, it was definitely worth it.
If only to see the look on my mums face when I got into the car looking physically ill and then pretended to start to cry before breaking the good news that despite her insistence that I hadn't done enough work I had done rather well.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Hahaha
That is so cruel yet so brilliant!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I needed "A,A,B".
Opened the results, found I had "C,E,E".
The sweetest moment was when I saw the headmaster wandering over.
"I see you didn't get the grades then. I hate to say it, but I said you should've worked harder."

His face when I told him that I'd got accepted anyway, because of my "obvious enthusiasm for the subject" was priceless :D
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Ahahaha!
That's beautiful.
I need AAB too, but Manchester are very strict about dropping grades. I hoping if I drop just one, they'll take me anyway because after my interview, the head of the faculty wrote to me on behalf of the head of microbiology, who interviewed me, saying how impressed they were with my enthusiasm and how much they hoped I'd pick them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

You can go and meet Enzyme while you're there

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Don't be so cruel, Al.

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Pfffft
He's a lovely man and I won't hear a word against him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I've met him once,
And that was the time I was sick on myself.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

What a first impression.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

What a cunt
He may not have liked you, but to say something like that is really out of order.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah.
He was a prick.
And my "not working hard enough" was down to rubbish being-mental reasons.
It's ok though. At least I don't look like a perfect replica of Gerry Adams.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

some teachers really are cunts
I had a similar gerry adams look alike criticising me because I missed a GCSE exam. He said "I see you've managed to turn up for this one then" with a sneer. Surprisingly didn't react to me telling him to fuck off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

You're the same age as my brother.
Weird.
That reminds me, I need to prepare for being mocked tomorrow. Stupid freak-genius :(
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Strange.
Is he a vampire too? What did he take?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I'm not a vampire.
He isn't either.
He's one of those disgusting people who are clever, good at sports and all that shit.
*shakes fist*
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Oh, and he took...
Er... Art, Business Studies, Design Tech and... Er... Maybe that's it.
Or Economics. Something like that.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Don't you just hate people like that?
Yeesh, sounds like lots of hard work. I like subjects that require minimal writing. Hence Chemistry, Biology and Maths.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Yeah.
And he's smugger than Vipros.
And he's TALLER THAN ME :(
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I know the feeling!
My 15 year old sister is five foot ten and STILL GROWING.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

My brother's
Six foot SIX!
Yeah, and still growing :\
Younger siblings shouldn't be allowed to grow taller than older ones.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

they should
it's of vital national importance that I am taller than both of my older brothers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Oh dear lord.
Is he good looking as well, just to add insult to injury?
This is true. They should be at least an inch shorter at all times.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

*nods*
I think he's asexual though, which is rather amusing.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Really?
I've never met someone actually asexual before.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

He just seems to have no interest in girls, well, or boys
Which for an 18-year-old boy is a bit odd.
Or maybe he's shy.
I got no idea. We're not that close.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

my best mate was kind of like that
I suspected he was gay for a while, but then he met the right girl and BAM, she acts like a twat and gets him to move away from all his mates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

That is a bit odd.
I'd go with shy though. Send him my way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

surely none of those things are possible!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

proper subjects
good work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Yeah!
None of this applied shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Results time?
Oh no :( really hope you do well - I hated that feeling!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Yeah, tomorrow morning.
Thanks :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Vampire facts?
They have two.
Or so I hear.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I can believe that
since I did see a biologically accurate diagram of this on 4chan some time ago...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

And there's no reason you can't play with your own
when no one's looking :)
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, Reply)

This is surely an excellent opportunity to drop in the pictures rule.
There haven't been enough breasts on this board for some time.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Katy Perry's boobs
would definitely tempt me back to the lady side.
I think they're my favourites, apart from my own. (Well your own should always be your favourites.)
I once read her nipples described as being 'like kittens' paws'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Tough and leathery?
and divided into four or five sections?

WTF?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

With tiny, razor sharp claws?

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

with retracting claws

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

MINDPISS

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Noooooo!
Just one of the pads, pale and pinky!!
I think it's a lovely description. They're my fave kind of nipples. They stick out like footy studs, but they're small and pale pink.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I made the mistake of asking
My girlfriend what happens if you touch the pad bit on a cat's foot.
"Oh, nothing."
"Ah..." I thought.
*poke*
Then I got sliced, and bled a fair bit.
Cat's don't like it.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Some cats like you to squidge the tip of your finger in the furry bit between the pads.
But some cats hate it and retaliate violently.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Like this?

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
*falls over from fluff overload*
I have a pic of ma cat holdin ma finga lak dat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

It's not my photo, sadly.
I googled "cats paw and finger" since I mislaid the one I used to have that my ex sent me...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Link it next time,
Or I'll get in a mood.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Sowwy :(

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

You will be.

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*meep*

( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not very good with cats.
I'll stick with my rats.
They don't mind what bit of 'em you poke.
Even the balls. Trufax.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Rats are lovely.
The way they wash their little faces... don't understand why people don't like them!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah.
We've got two. My one steals things. Stupid things that it can't do anything with. Like pennies. *rolls eyes*
And then it makes you trade them with it for bits of food.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I had a boyfriend with a rat
I was jealous because it was like my hamster but more willing to cuddle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Rats are awesome,
Best of all the mammal-pets.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

That said,
I'd love a pet bear.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

so it is using money for its proper purpose
sounds pretty clever to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You see it SOUNDS clever.
But the same rat nearly choked to death trying to carry too many peanuts in it's greedy mouth.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

c'mon
we've all done that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

No. No they do not.
I think there's only about 5% of a cat that you can feasibly touch without it going for you, and that's its ears.
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I disagree with this. Online
I have owned a number of cats and several of them liked have their paws tickled.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I have owned a bad-tempered cat
who would go for you if you petted her anywhere she didn't like. And this changed daily. Sometimes twice, if she was feeling especially mean...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

You're forgetting the 'chin-piece' and the whisker holes
Stroking the whisker holes makes them pull a silly face like Mowgli when he sees a girl.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

The chin-piece is nice too
because you can feel the purr through it!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Can I just share the fact that I regularly utter the request
"Come 'ere and giz your chin-piece, small-face!"
to my cat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

That's awesome.
My mother regularly uses "pussy" completely unironically when talking to her visiting cats, and I have to be restrained from having full-on hysterics...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

What you don't realise,
Is that when you're not there, she has sex with them :(
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Well, if it's that or have sex with my father
I don't blame her!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)