Hey, it's my 2nd B3taday.
Fuck all of you cunts. I'm far more important.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:39, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll say happy B3taday to you, al
Even if everyone else hates you a little bit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:49, Reply)

That means a lot, thanks.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Will you cry if you want too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I already cried a little bit

(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Little tears of self loathing as you inject your last baggy of smack for the week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Hey, happy B3taday!
Blow out your candles and make a wish then!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Happy B3taday al
you awful penis
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:40, Reply)

This is my favourite message of all
Hope you and DG are doing alright.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:59, Reply)

yep, we're fine & dandy thanks :)
How's your lovely Mrs?
She's far too good for you, you know.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Don't I know it.
Luckily she doesn't. I'm hoping she never finds out.

She's shopping for wedding dresses at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

There must be something in the water
All these b3ta weddings!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Mine is fast approaching
looks like everyone is saving their strength for that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Oh Al - so young and yet such a twat.
Tightly is married. MARRIED!
( thealternativefact, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)

YAY!
\o/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Happy b3taday Mr thegeordie
How do you plan to celebrate?
( Maladicta, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Fuck you you terrible cunt.
Where were you yesterday while DiT needed you? Fucking nowhere, that's where! You're dead to me Al.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)

DiT needed me as far away from his mrs as possible
By staying away, I saved his marriage. Otherwise it would have been really embarrassing watching the bride slide off her chair the moment I walked in the door.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:51, Reply)

That's true, she would have ruined her dress and that would have been a shame since she looked beautiful in it
You could have been the cheap entertainment during the lulls when the workers were setting up different venues for us.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Happy b3taday, you rabid bucket of dromedary colon-scrapings.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Happy birthday!
Going to get yourself another girlie bike?
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

/aside
I love your signature!
( Maladicta, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

It's from an independant record company tag.
Stiff records.

Very famous around the Punk era. I watched a programme about it last night and got all sentimental.
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Oh, I know Stiff :)
My mother played Kirsty MacColl's stuff constantly when I was a kid.
( Maladicta, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

I watched that!
Wasn't it brill. I loved seeing Kirst with Jona Lewie...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Le sigh.
Biggest waste ever when she died.
( Maladicta, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Oh I know.
What a voice. I can't pick a favourite song. This month's has been Don't Come The Cowboy With Me Sonny Jim.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:26, Reply)

I'll try *brain asplodes*
I'm very partial to anything off Tropical Brainstorm, but in particular Nao Esperando, and from the older stuff, anything. Literally.
( Maladicta, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:59, Reply)

I burst into Golden Lights at the pedestrian crossing once
Got into work and found out she'd died. Very sad and very spooky.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:13, Reply)

I heard it on the radio
and bawled my fucking eyes out :( such a waste of talent, and taken in the cruellest way.
( Maladicta, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:25, Reply)

I think
everyone except Al deserves a present for having to put up with him for two whole years.

Al you're nothing but a big internet bully and I hope you fall over a dog into a raw sewage plant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Fine
don't reply to me I don't want you to. Fuck you Al, fuck you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I think al deserves a shiny bell for his bike

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

It's already got a bell!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

+end riding it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Happy B3taday!
May the next year be full of fun, frolics and ym.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:24, Reply)