Favorite musical instrument?
Seeing as I'm a country girl, mine is the steel guitar.
Tell me what your favorite is.
Or tell me why you're such a fucking cunt.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:23, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like the piano,
probably best to ask other people why I'm a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Because you can't stop harassing women on the internet

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:30, Reply)

the great dirty lesbian

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Isn't she just

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:56, Reply)

this is you this is
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(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:58, Reply)

Saxaphone.
I am a fucking cunt because.......erm.......because......Nope! can't think of anything.

I'm ace.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:31, Reply)

Your certainly an ace fluffer

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:37, Reply)

SKILLZ - I haz them.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:08, Reply)

The banjo.
But the proper one. Not that five string nonsense you foreigners are so fond of.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:55, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you're the one full of nonsense.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:05, Reply)

The tuning on a five string makes it effectively impossible to play outside of one key with retuning.
Hence; WRONG
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:09, Reply)

get over it
besides, we introduced you to the banjo in the first place so if you want change I suggest you build yourself a time machine, bro
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:12, Reply)

I didn't know you were African.
And I don't need a time machine. I have several excellent banjos at home.
And a five string and an appalachian. But they mainly gather dust.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, Reply)

well now you know
*huffs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Mine's a PC with sound-editing software.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 18:58, Reply)

hott

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:02, Reply)

It's like having all instruments at once
but I'm still useless at composing music.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I have to say guitar because I'm quite good on it
I'm a cunt because I'm so smug. It's true. I'm trying to work on it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:15, Reply)

why are you so smug?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:17, Reply)

c'mon
you've seen what I look like ;-)

but seriously. I'm not entirely sure. the full extent of my smugness has only recently been apparent to me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:20, Reply)

oh ho ho
has anyone ever said they wanted to wipe that smug look off your face?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:25, Reply)

nope
it's only really been people on here who have called me on the smugness. guess I'm not so smug in person.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Gob-iron (or, to use it's Sunday name, Harmonica)
Because I can play both versions - slide and straight.

I am a cunt because the gob-iron is an exceptionally irritating device. I feel fairly sure that the walls of Jericho succumbed to massed ranks of harmonicaists and not trumpeters, as the so-called "bible" would have you believe.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:22, Reply)

for added smugness value
you heard my band's stuff? our harmonica player is rather good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Until I get round to replacing my blown soundcard
I'm hearing nothing but the radio.

Get yourselves played on 6Music, then I'll hear you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:27, Reply)

pics or it didn't happen

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:29, Reply)

My dad and Grandad play the gob iron.
I love that sound. And I like the frame thing so you can play the guitar too. Nobody does There Ain't No Pleasing you like me and my pop. I'm not smug, just happy!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

That frame thing
Is a throat gob.

Never tried one but it's basically a very compressed straight gob.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Throat gob!
I wonder if the fathers know it's called that...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I'd imagine so
If you went into any decent instrument shop and asked for a throat gob/iron/harp they'd know what you were after.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 19:58, Reply)

I'm a fiddler.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 21:48, Reply)