no balloons
No cake? No party poppers and dancing girls?

I was told the last day of off topic was going to be a bit grander than this!

Oh well I have my own candle now and its mighty pretty
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 12:03, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

happy candleday

(PsychoChomp, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)

I have a strange feeling
that I may have killed this website accidentally
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Happy B3taDay!
Enjoy! :-)
(bill, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 12:52, Reply)

HPBD
Would you like me to jump out of a cake for you? I'm hungover so look a bit ropey...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)

It had better last at least 2 more days
I'm just saying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Happy B3taday petal!
I won't offer you any cake because
a) it would be too FLUFFy
b) the last one I made (for ancrenne) was such an abject failure, the birds took 4 days to eat it.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 13:55, Reply)

_________HAPPY B3____________HAPPY B3T
______HAPPY B3TA DAY_______HAPPY B3TA DAY B
____HAPPY B3TA DAY BECK___HAPPY B3TA DAY BECK
___HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B_______HAPP
__HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B_________HAPP
_HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA _______HAPP
_HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY ______H
HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY BECK__HAP
HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !_H
HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!!
HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!!
_HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !
__HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY
____HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA DAY BE
______HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY B3TA D
_________HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! HAPPY 
____________HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY !!! 
______________HAPPY B3TA DAY BECKY
_________________HAPPY B3TA DA
___________________HAPPY B3T
_____________________HAPPY 
______________________HAPP
_______________________HA

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Aren't you just the cutest

(Bazongaloid, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Isn't he just?
And happy candle day becky!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 29 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

AND he makes exceedingly good cakes :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 1:21, Reply)

Happy B3ta day Becks
Lord knows where everyone else has got to.

Outside, having fun or some such thing I guess!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 29 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)

* pulls lever *

* unleashes torrent of balloons from the ceiling *

Happy b3taday beckx. Have fun bursting the balloons with your candle.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Just pretend
they're Bert's balls.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Happy B3taday
Beckyletters!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 29 Aug 2009, 17:23, Reply)