Lesbianism......tell you what....I know plenty of lesbians, have been with a few gals but it's never quite like it is in the pornos
To each their own, etc
I prefer men
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No sex is ever quite like it is in pornos.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

It is in my house
Well, the soft furnishings and wallpaper are the same.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Do you have the lovely music too?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Of course!
And we all wear lovely large moustaches too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I guess that we as a group are all
quite eclectic and very well educated and experienced in the ways of the world as we can not only discourse on politics, higher education, social issues, and various alcoholic beverages, we understand the vagaries and intricacies of the rules of porno!

Either that or we are a bunch of ……..
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 17:22, Reply)

That's only me who is all of those things
the others are just dullards.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:21, Reply)

three hours of grunting and thrusting?
I've had that once...never again.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Haha!
Me too. He was on drugs and I was drunk.


If I'd started doing some knitting he wouldn't have noticed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

while I realise this may be a question with no real answer, or the answer may be "long enough or short enough"
out of curiosity, how long, and how short are too long and short respectively?

pre-emptive defence: I've not had any complaints, except when drunk when it takes too long.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I think if you mix it up a bit and keep it interesting then as long as you can keep going.
That one time I was too pissed to move and he was thrusting like a jack-hammer due to excessive speed intake.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Okay, I've tried answering this several ways and I can't settle on a concrete answer.
It depends on the parter, if they're energetic and enthusiastic and we're both really into it but it ends within ten minutes I wouldn't mind.
Too long would be determined by when my body starts objecting to certain positions.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Thank god
I couldn't stand the weird 70's music, crappy furniture, and silicone injected massive breasts. Plus, even though there is a lot of moaning, the "actors" never look like they are really having any fun.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

this is too true
the teeth-sucking noises and ridiculous talking would be really off putting too.

can't stand american porn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

"You like that, bitch? *growl*"
"Yea, you like it, dontcha? bitch *growl*"

oh memories
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

You mean women don't really like that?
That would explain a few things.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I liked it as much as he liked me laughing at him after he said it.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

awesome
did that herald the end of proceedings?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

yeah.......two hours, fifty five minutes later
he didn't blow his load until I said 'fuck me daddy, yea fuck me harder, oh yea' then boosh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

but did you say it with meaning?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I can imitate the voice of a certain porn star

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Jenna?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

being laughed at would probably do me in,
but then thre are people who like being abused or so I've been told.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'd feel like such a fool saying stuff like that
it's hard to keep a straight face when telling someone to suck your balls
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Yeah but it would be funny if you did.
Try it once and see what happens.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

the suck my balls things was from experience
I was serious, that was what I wanted at the time. but neither of us managed to keep a straight face.

constantly going "you like that dontcha?" and sucking air through my teeth is just something I could never bring myself to do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I have a fair few lesbian friends
Some are drop-dead gorgeous with the hint of a tomboy about them, the others are more your maiden aunt type.

All, strangely enough, just women.


And no, they don't want men to come and join in.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

the rubbish type of lesbians then...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Well only to hold our coats : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

my lesbian friends are all very attractive and sweet and fun
it's very alluring until you penetrate the circle and you realise just how catty and dramatic they can be

'they' being my lesbian friends, not all lesbians
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

"penetrate the circle"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

*gives the two finger salute*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

*pictures the bit in Chasing Amy when annoying blonde bint stuffs her hand through a circle of her fingers and then waves*
*faints*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

BOOOM
Threadshot.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Is a threadshot the same as a cumshot?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

eight roper
*skeet skeet*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

You can tell you're a writer Kristine
You painted such a vivid picture that there can now be no doubt as to what a threadshot is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

what picture is that?
your opaque seed shooting and dripping through your fingers as your body convulses leaving you breathless, boneless and writhing in pure ectasy as you cry out "Threadshot!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I liked that far too much
I'll picture someone else's 'seed' if you don't mind though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Sure. I know I did
*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I'm 'glowing' a bit myself
If the rest of your writing is that dirty I want to see it!

OT IS PURE FILTH THIS AFTERNOON!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Ohhh I'm actually working on something right now, as we SPEEK

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Share the wealth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

it's not done

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

There's a word for girls like you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

what's that then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

'Writer'
:-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

here, have a bit
"Keep teasing me like this and I'm going to," I broke off as her hair fanned across my cock. I groaned as the brush touched the base of my shaft. My breath left me in a 'whoosh' as she used the smallest brush in her kit to accentuate the rolling waves she had painted on my abdomen.

by Kristine, aged old
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Well don't forget,
when it's finished.
Painting waves, wtf, but I trust it'll be good.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

wtf indeed
there is no sex in it
yet
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Go on then
crack on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:03, Reply)

he loomed over her ominously as he trust his hefty shaft into her quim, she squealed in delight
he grunted and growled, thrusting his tongue into her ear before asking "You like that, bitch?"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Haha fuck off!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Her honey soaked sex clentched at his length, pulling him over the edge into his own orgasm
she sighed, contented, happy she knew how to fake an orgasm so he would finally get the fuck off so she could go home
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

or go to sleep
or to the bathroom to finish herself off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

or to her next lover who is more adept at pleasing her

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:23, Reply)

i love it when that happens

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

yooooooooouuuuuuuus a hoooooooooooooo
yoooooooouuuuuuus a hooooooooooooooo
yoooooooouuuuuuuuusssss a hooooooooooooo
I said dat yous a hooooooooooooooo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

"It's a hoe-down"
"I'm down, but I'm not a ho"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Does this mean the
Porno movies are only movies and not real life?

I'm shocked!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)