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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's ok, I was takin' the piss out of myself when saying 'medical condition'.
I'm not entirely sure, we both fancy Al?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
My crush on al died a long time ago
he's not rough enough with me.

When's your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)
Helloween

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)
How's Death Row?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)
Why's he on Death Row?
Or has he just been signed up by Suge Knight?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Gonz took me through his bu'dwar and into his rooftop garden.
My passionate delight turned to horror as I saw the row of long-dead plants before me. I now refer to those poor things as Death Row.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
BAORDWAR, please.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
Our favourite Gonz spellings differ.
EMINTILE CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)
HA ! THERE IS LIFE IN THERE !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)
Is that a tomato?
Or a pepper? Or a swollen goat gonad?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)
I think it's the heart of his mortal enemy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)
SexFace?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)
I HAVE SEEN SEXFACE'S BED!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)
did you sniff it?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)
No, I admired it.
I am a nice guest.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)
Awwwww
you can come round to my house anytime then.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
It's a bus ride away!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
You should be careful though
I might bully you. I'm a terribly mean bully. Even Bert thinks so.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)
I shall just tell Mrs Al.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)
I read that as
I HAVE SEX IN SEXFACE'S BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)
I do it when SexFace is over at Tesco.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Does he spend a lot of time in tesco
or are you really quick?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
He's over at Tesco all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
He goes over, helps on the tills and putting stuff on shelves.
If he's lucky, he gets to go into the cold storadge area.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Oh man, I want his life.
If I saw him walking down the street I'd be like Damn Bro, you has got a SWEET life!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Does that make you all hot and bothered?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Yes. I have to wipe myself off on Gonz's towel.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
That's a strangely unappealing thought.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)
I feel ill :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

unappealing arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)
You disgust me

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

disgust arouse
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)
Haaaaaahaha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
It's funny because it's true
I'm touching myself as I type. Which is quite hard to do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)
good times

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

g c t sed with your therapist
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)
That would be sad

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)
I think it's a chilli.
100% organic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Absolutely...
being only yards from the busy main road and your 100 per day habit.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)
Bloody hell!
What's that red thing?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)
I've not been to the forrest in ages.
I'm hoping Mother Nature has taken care of it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Thats "taken care of" in a sly nod, finger across the throat style.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)
He's ruthless.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)
Bingo

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)
You both like dreadful metal bands?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)
Good god man
There's like 4 pages between whatever this is a reply to and the original post. Don't leave us trying to match up indentation levels!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)
it's easy
just leave your cursor by the left side of the text and scroll up using your wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 16:42, Reply)

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