Arse
just been made redundant. Anyone need an exceptional IT manager. (yeah yeah so exceptional they made me redundant). But their loss. I'm very good.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:15, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gutted
Unlucky fella.

If you've got the skill to be an IT manager, I can't see you being out of work for too long.

Good luck!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Maybe you could get a job as a limp-dicked, dildo wearing liar?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I believe this person is looking for internet sympathy
Not your horrible horrible mockery
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

He lives to mock.
He has a little red book that he puts a mark in every time he manages a good mocking and tallies up at the end of the week.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

i guess
so far, he must be on, oh, 0
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Now what would be the point in him doing that?
You have already filled that position.
(something subtle, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Except he didn't post a story on QOTW
detailing how he was forced to use a dildo due to his erectile dysfunction.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

ha
cheered me up!
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

If you're as hot
as the IT manager in The IT Crowd then I can offer you a position under my desk can't concentrate while watching sometimes, she's that lully

That sucks mate, best of luck bouncing back quickly.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I do!
I pay £10/week.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

will you go to
£12?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Call it £13 and you have yourself a deal!!!!!!
Work starts next August. Hours are 0600 - 1900. Lunchbreak of 10 mins. Weekend work may be required not subject to overtime.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

hang on
thats pretty much my current deal.

I'm thinking of a career change anyway. Can you get paid for watching copious amounts of US TV?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Sorry to hear this fella
good luck in the search!
(bill, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Sorry to hear dude
Hope things work out.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)