If I was single
I would totally join a gym to hit on chicks. I know there is nothing a cute girl would rather have happen when she's gettin' her sweat on is to have some hot guy come up to her and offer to get his sweat on with her. In BED! YEAH! BOOYAH! That's what I'm talkin' bout Holmes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah
Women love sweaty, breathless men poring inefectually at their camel toes. TRUFAX.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I knew this was true!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Poring?

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Sorry, 'pawing'.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Like a bear fishing for salmon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:27, Reply)

RAWWR!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Pore: verb
concentrate: direct one's attention on something.

It works in context.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Yes thank you, I am aware of the English language.
In this case, poring would have been used incorrectly.
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I love it when you get all mistress-like.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Remove those tights.

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Yes ma'am.
*salutes*

but not with my hands
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Ooooh, whip him , whip him!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

You'd love that wouldn't you, you saucy little bitch?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Not as much as when your mrs does it to me
but still quite a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)

You thoroughgoing swine!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Oh, I will...

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Haaaahahahahahahahahahaaahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaahah

*breathes*

Hahahahahah

Just not while I'm in the flat, alright?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:11, Reply)

I wouldn't do that to you, my favourite chum.
I need to SKYPE you!
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Oh go on then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)