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It's Thursday evening
TIme for ...
Home Sweet Home
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:19, 157 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
evening spazzmo, how goes it?
i've bashed my right elbow 4 times today. grr!
and i got my router table set up for making all the door-casings and skirtings and architraves and so-on.
productive day!
yeehaa!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:31, Reply)
Evening blairo
I've been feeling a bit sleep-deprived today. But at least yesterday was the day I saved my company many weeks of work.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:36, Reply)
and how did you achieve this miracle?
magic?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:39, Reply)
Nah
science!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:44, Reply)
ALRIGHT MISTASPAKKAMAN

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:32, Reply)
alright kristine
Somewhat tired but apart from that, OK.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:37, Reply)
AWESOME

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)
okay Kristine?
no need to shout, dear!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)
yeah I forgot people don't like that sort of thing
I'm okay, really
*sniffles*

JUST FINE OKAY
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:43, Reply)
OK. We heard you the first time.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:45, Reply)
oh yeah
sorry
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:49, Reply)
So how are you finding having your own nipple back?

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:54, Reply)
I'm enjoying it quite a lot, ta
yours? I bet it misses it's midnight tickles
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:56, Reply)

But I'm tickling it morning noon and night.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:59, Reply)
but what about midnight?
gosh
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)
It's too exhausted by then
It's grateful I can find time to do it even in the office.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:10, Reply)
wait, what?
you lost a nipple?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)
just fell right off :(
had to replace it with a pencil eraser
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:59, Reply)
Of course, you could have replaced it with a pencil sharpener instead
You could then flash your norks and sharpen pencils at the same time.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:01, Reply)
nah, I quite liked yours

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)
Of course, if you replaced it with a stapler, you could really go to town!

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:06, Reply)
yeah but what about motorboating?
someone'd end up injured
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)
Then you just need to ask the motorboater to wear earrings with huge stacks of paper.
Hopefully, the stapler will get stuck.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)
I like the idea of my tits being just regular tits, soft and warm and squeezable
without weapons attached
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)
^^this

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:20, Reply)
But it would come in handy
for those moments when you meet someone who you don't want to have fun with your fun-bags.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)
I imagine my fist to their face would work just as well

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

And then, you could enhance your fist by sticking pencils to your knuckles.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)
I'm done with you and your rediculous pencil ideas

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)
It's not just pencils
There's pens, permanent markers, and even Tippex.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:28, Reply)
Tippex!
Oh man, I love tippex.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)
If I replaced my fingers with Tippex applicators
I could paint a coat of Tippex on your nipples.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:34, Reply)
www.xxxofficesupplies.com
You're there a lot, aren't you?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)
you could probably do it without replacing your fingers
assuming I allowed you to do that

I don't even know what tippex is
*googles*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)
It's the European equivalent of Wite-Out

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)
fuck that
d'you realise how long it takes to get that off?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)
You could wait until it hardens
and then keep pinching your nipples to make it crumble off. WHen finished, wash for good measure.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:50, Reply)
I'll have nippleths erectus

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:55, Reply)
I now have Knippplethteeth Sapiens

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)
cooorrrr

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)
this argument ends all the 'intelegent design' nonsense forever

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)
Although I wonder
if our civilisation accumulates a large enough pile of unsharpened pencils, will we evolve pencil-sharpening nipples?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)
But the Intelligent Design controvesey
rages on.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)
Me and Kristine swapped a niple for about a week.
Good times were had all round.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)
evening all
I am too tired for someone who spent to much time on b3ta today
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:48, Reply)
Evening WIll
I'm too tired for someone who didn't spend enough time on b3ta.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)
That said the MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD PUMP broke again
I hate the pump at work.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:53, Reply)
Ahoy-hoy
is what I have taken to answering all internal calls with at work, and that makes me cool. Greetings, fluffeh types.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)
Greetings Metallica
Talk like a Pirate day isn't until Saturday.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:19, Reply)
But every day
is "Obscure Simpsons Reference" day.

Ahoy-hoy, Mr Burns!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)
Greetings.
I like the cut of your jib, Simpson.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)
Who is that Smithers?
One of the faceless drones from sector 3G.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)
I shall have to ... attack you ...
*unf unf unf*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)
Greetings Chainey
I wonder what Mr. Burns would be like on Talk Like a Pirate day.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)
Unable to lift his cutlass
off the floor.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)
He'd just get Smithers to do it for him
In fact, he'll stand behind Smithers while he's fighting Burns's opponent.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)
AARGGGH MATEY
I be spendin' Talk Like A Pirate Day swabbin' the deck afore me wench of a mother docks in this scurvy port. Arrrr.

/finds a use at last for Facebook's Pirate English setting
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)
I answer with 'yo yo yiggity yo'
or 'Pete's garage'
or 'Sal's pizza, you order, we deliver, cheap!'
or 'Big bang for your buck'
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)
I'm trying to get up the courage to answer it to someone I know well with
"Hello, is it me you're looking for?", but I suspect I'd piss myself laughing at the first word.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)
If you did that and you were on top of them, they could reply
"Hello, is it me you're leaking on?"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)
haha

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)
Given the banter that goes on in my office
nothing would surprise me any more! My supervisors have discovered the joy of the humble rickroll.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)
once I was in my irl bff's car, we're making our way down the road and then that song comes on
I start laughing and she's all be-boping her head and singing because she genuinely likes it and knows nothing of rickroll
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)
I liked it before rickrolling was invented
but I like it over 9000 times more now!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:53, Reply)
hahaha
*rocks out*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:54, Reply)

That song only went to No. 1 in the charts because they prevented copies of MARRS's Pump up the Volume from being sold due to usage of a sample. Were MARRS the first to get rickrolled?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)
Technically, yes.
*listens to it again*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)
Of course, MARRS prevailed and knocked Rick Astley off the no. 1 spot
You could say that Rick Astley was then MARRS-BARRED.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)
Then I want to be woken up when Mars
is AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:13, Reply)
How about going out
for a quick game of thudunk?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:58, Reply)
Muuuuum!
Jimmy's stuck on Mars!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:09, Reply)
pfft
I'm liking this, maybe the next time I answer I'll say "I'm here, what's your next wish?"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)
evening
Spakkadudezor. I have just listened to Sabres of Paradise and now Robert Plant & Alison Krauss.

Just thought I'd put that out there.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Evening Plumdoz0r
I've been mostly listening to whatever my iPhone could chuck at my earphones.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:56, Reply)
Slint just now, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy next
Are you on last.fm? This is me, the Dozer of Plums:

www.last.fm/user/PlumDozer
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:01, Reply)
I'm listening to "Who Killed Amanda Palmer"
Trying to decide if it's just the best album of the year or of the decade.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)
Neither,
best album EVAR.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)
Hooray!
Then I'm not weird for listening to it ALL THE TIME.


(and she did most of the tracks of it at Union Chapel).
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)
I am still all of the jealous that you got to see her live.
Oasis is my most favouritest, still.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)
She did that last
with the support act and her band helping. And prefaced it with "we're all going to hell", what with us being in a church and all.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:15, Reply)
I will see you in the hot burny place
if this is the case, because the song that cheers me up at the moment is Special Olympics by Stephen Lynch.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:16, Reply)
Evening all persons
Been hearing her on 6Music and liking quite a lot.

Guess I should invest.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)
do it do it do it
Check it out on Spotify / Youtube first, that's what I do with recommendations. But it's fantastic.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Evening TD
Didn't notice your arrival in that thread-branch.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Like a thief in the night
Where's that B69 got to?

I've got train times for our Carlisle afternoon.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:40, Reply)
AM not on last.fm but had a quick glimpse of your recently listened list
I like this video
www.last.fm/music/Atari+Teenage+Riot/_/Revolution+Action?autostart
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Atari Teenage Riot were ace
Check Destroy 2000 Years of Culture for proof.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)
OK. WIll have a glimpse sometime

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:25, Reply)
I am.
www.last.fm/users/starclaidissa
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)
404 page not found
Perhaps you were on there. Not no more.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)
'Kay, try this one - I'm looking at my profile page now!
www.last.fm/user/starclaidissa
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)
B*Witched?
Holy Zombie Jesus.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:25, Reply)
Yeah; my music should come with a health warning.
I like everything that's not rap, R&B or hip-hop.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)
That's a bit racialist
What about jungle, jazz or house & techno?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:28, Reply)
I likes teh jazz, a bit of D&B and electronica
and for some reason, trance covers of 80s hits. I've tried and tried to like rap and R&B and just can't... am a rock girl at heart.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:32, Reply)
Trance...
...covers of 80s hits? Well, I suppose someone has to.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)
It's a tough job
but someone has to do it! *sways to The Specials*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:34, Reply)
I've often wondered what 80's covers of 90's or 00's hits would sound like

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)
La Roux
and she is shite
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:39, Reply)
Incidentally, who is Pixie Lott
and do I need to care? Apparently she travelled with us on Wednesday, and I think she sounds like a porn star.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:43, Reply)
Come to think of it, it would sound like a mashup of these two songs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m171Gyy7Qns
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiE84hkfYQA
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:53, Reply)
Oh yeah,
It's not rap, it's hip hop. It's like calling rock 'sing'.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:34, Reply)
In fairness, I didn't know that :)
*learns today's new thing*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:35, Reply)
Think it's time
That you try to find some Sugar Hill Gang, or GB Experience, or Grandmaster Flash.

Real rap/hip-hop, before it got commercialised and gangsta-ised.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)
I have Rapper's Delight, that a b3ta lurker sent me some time ago.
Mostly because it was on that Honda Accord ad years ago.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:37, Reply)
Or Mos Def
Or NWA, Public Enemy, KRS-One, De La Soul, Stetsasonic, anything that's not poppy wack commercial crap. Fiddy Cent is possibly the worst rapper there is, terrible flow, cliched rhymes and he just mumbles.

Rakim, now that's a rapper.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:38, Reply)
My flatmate is partial to Jurassic 5
so I know how good it can be.

Then again he also likes MC Hammer, so you can't win 'em all.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Funnily enough, I only got into Rakim through the Coldcut remix of Paid In Full
and I only recently learned that Eric B & Rakim didn't like that remix.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:00, Reply)
Or try
Key-Matic - Breakin' In Space
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:39, Reply)
Ultramagnetic MCs
Just for Poppa Large.

On a UK tip, 57th Dynasty.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:41, Reply)
Is nice!

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:46, Reply)
That's mostly hip-hop, but it does contain a bit of rap.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:48, Reply)
And here's another
ICE T - Body Rock
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:08, Reply)
Now you're being silly
Stop it.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:16, Reply)
Me too!
www.last.fm/user/Fireweasel
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:43, Reply)
Addddddded!

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Your musical compatibility with starclaidissa is Very Low
"Music you have in common includes Lily Allen, Disturbed and Queen. "

But then EVERYONE has them in common.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:46, Reply)
Absofuckinglutely.
If someone doesn't like Queen, they're not worth knowing. They made Highlander cool on their own.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:48, Reply)
I fucking hate Queen
so there
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:51, Reply)
D:
However, good sir, you like many things that I like, so on this occasion I will make an exception.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:53, Reply)
BOOOORN TO BE KIIIIIIIINGS
PRINCES OF THE EW - NEE - VERSE...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:54, Reply)
Who waaaaants to liiiiive
foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:00, Reply)
Anybody who doesn't like Queen
Appreciates decent music.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:57, Reply)
What's your preference?

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:00, Reply)
Well, not Queen
Actually I can handle the first three albums.

Listening to Aimee Mann right now, but slightly distracted by the cats re-enacting the Battle of Stalingrad around me.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:09, Reply)
I likes Aimee Mann already!

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:28, Reply)
You need
"I'm With Stupid".

I have over 2000 albums.

I'm With Stupid is top ten.

What have you heard?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:32, Reply)
Freeway is lovely; am currently investigating the rest.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:37, Reply)
Get earlier.
Find something like Sugarcoated or Par For The Course.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:40, Reply)
Oh my.
It's like you're inside my head or something; this is lully.

You may like Jenny Lewis, for no better reason than that she's hot.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:05, Reply)
Vis Amanda Palmer
Just listened to Leeds United and there's a line

Who needs love when THE SANDWICHES ARE WICKED AND THEY KNOW YOU AT THE MAC STORE!

which always reminds me of Gonz.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:06, Reply)
All together now
Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody knows your na-a-me...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:28, Reply)
Hey! You! The Light In Chains!
I've just won one convert to the church of Aimee Mann.

If you're liking Amanda Palmer you'll be liking Aimee Mann.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:39, Reply)
What with them being entirely different
Pfft.

If you like Aimee Mann you'll like Jesca Hoop or Sophe Lux.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Thinking more of intelligent lyrics
And didn't realise that you were one of the enlightened.

Jesca Hoop is new on me but Sophe Lux is in my collection.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Jesca Hoop is awesome
See what you mean - Aimee Mann is a bit too folk for me though
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Que?
Early Mann - Whatever, I'm With Stupid and especially Batchelor 1 isn't remotely folk.

Are we thinking of the same Aimee Mann here?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:16, Reply)
I'm looking at
the Aimee Mann I get on last.fm
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:24, Reply)
This is excellent for my musical taste.
I need more ethereal ladies.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Try
Cowboy Junkies.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:04, Reply)
They're also lovely.
I'm going to spend a shitload on CDs now. Or a lot of hard drive space on isohunt.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Love 'em
Saw them - quite by accident - in San Antonio, Texas, last year.

Topper.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:11, Reply)
Cowboy Junkies
Are a band that people are always surprised at me liking. As are Tindersticks, Teenage Fanclub and Pulp.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:13, Reply)
Oi! Fireweasel!
I sent you a friend request on Last
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:15, Reply)
I saw
but we had no musical compatibility at all...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:25, Reply)
charming
!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:29, Reply)
I just don't like your music
I'm not saying it's shit.

I'm implying that.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:40, Reply)
Good lad!
Add James to that list and you'll keep me contented for a long time. And maybe Nick Cave. And The Bluetones.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:19, Reply)
Cave
But not James or Bluetones. Have a peek at my Last profile.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:22, Reply)
Fair enough
But we've always got to diverge somewhere, or everyone would be listening to S Club 7 forever.

Now - where do you stand on Aimee Mann?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:29, Reply)
Aimee Mann
Is not my bag at all. Not one bit.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:31, Reply)
Well that's OK
Now - we've talked before and I think you live in York, right?

I've got a driving job with a twelve ton coach to York tomorrow.

Like my music or your house gets an "accident."
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:37, Reply)
If you're looking for ethereal ladies
I can send you a big list.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:27, Reply)
Yes please!

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:32, Reply)
Via facebook
might need updating...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:37, Reply)
Thank you, kind sir.
I went away and watched Shooting Stars and then I came back.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:06, Reply)
I have eaten a whole packet of custard creams at work today.
A double packet that is, all to myself.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 0:27, Reply)

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