Good morning!
It's tuesday, so I've lost my "L" plates. What should I do to celebrate this momentus occasion? I'm thinking something with a sea bass and a black leather glove.

Edit I haven't lost my L's. Bugger. So the question changes to what should I do when I do lose them?
(stimpy, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:16, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fly, my pretty
As far as you can from here!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:19, Reply)

Ze wings
Ze wax, it melts from ze wings the more I flies!
(stimpy, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:26, Reply)

Ok, get on your ShopMobility Scooter
And put your foot to the floor
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:33, Reply)

I have no batteries for it
Do you think it would be possible to attach a team of huskies to it?
(stimpy, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:42, Reply)

I would use ten badgers
Or one hundred kittens
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:45, Reply)

I like the badgers
Out of the way Mrs Threepenny! Toot tooooooot!
(stimpy, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:48, Reply)

Make sure you're insured to the hilt
You know how vicious and unpredictable badgers can be. And don't let them join a trade union.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Vicious, unpredictable and shouldn't be allowed to unionise?
I think you're confusing badgers with [insert racist term of choice here].
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

working class white people?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Women
oh someone was going to say it...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Feel empty inside
...........
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 8:23, Reply)

Buy some more Icons!!!
www.b3ta.com/features/appeal/
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:10, Reply)

^This
If I lose B3ta I will hold you entirely responsible.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:14, Reply)

If I lose b3ta, can I hold you?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Go on /talk and ask them daft questions anf see how long they flame you for before they realise you're trolling

( Peej, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Have an orgy

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Woo!
You've lost your L-plates now, for real!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:16, Reply)

*snigger*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:19, Reply)

lols

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:22, Reply)

*banishes*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Listen you gang of cunts
I am impressed because one minute there were some L-Plates and now there aren't. Like they disappeared before my eyes. Fuck yous all.
Laugh because I am stupid. Go on laugh til you cry like Olly Onion.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:27, Reply)

*handbags*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

*does a shit in your handbag*
Edit: I pictured you dancing like a fighting crab, but with a handbag.
I'm hysterical.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)