seeing as the weekend bit of AA's post was overlooked
in favour of a Terry Pratchett wank-off, what are we all doing?

I have my marvellous brother staying at mine tonight. We will be watching DVDs of Hawkwind at the Treworgey Tree Fayre '89, and the Sex Pistols at Brixton last year - both of which we attended. We shall get high as kites and rather drunk and will hopefully be asleep pretty early. In the morning we are going to see my daughter whom I miss like mad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:31, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Giving blood after work
then a night in with the Mrs, I will most likely get stoned, cook some delicious food involving chicken and bacon, get more stoned, watch Let the right one in, or begin season 5 of Weeds.

Tomorrow I shall be recording stuff for my epic project, and getting stoned.

Sunday I will most likely be going surfing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Awww I was quite disappointed by Let The Right One In
After reading the book I was really looking forward to watching the film.

Don't get me wrong, it was a good film and some of the casting was brilliant, but it didn't live up to the book, they cut lots out! Booo! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:48, Reply)

fortunately I haven't read it :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Good
Don't read it, you'll love the film!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

splendid!
I got the impression that it wasn't all that horrifying from my mate, and from whoever mentioned it earlier, yet the box seems to disagree. what's your opinion?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Not horrifying at all - I think the American re-make
will pile on the gore and buckets of blood!!

I don't think the budget was massive for this film so there is a dodgy bit of CGI but most of it is clever make-up etc and done well I think.

Sometimes its nice to see a film which hasn't gone OTT with blood and guts, I'd rather use my imagination - its a far freakier place!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:04, Reply)

that's cool
sounds good. not sure if my other half will enjoy it, but I'm sure I will!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Is she not really into horror/thriller type films then?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

not so much
but then I'm not a big fan of a lot of horror stuff. Love vampire and werewolf films though. even shit ones.

she has quite simple tastes when it comes to films really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:16, Reply)

And men.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:17, Reply)

*sniggers*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply)

SILENCE!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:30, Reply)

:D

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:33, Reply)

you lot are mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:37, Reply)

*ahem*
Did you or did you not effectively call my hubby a paedo earlier... I rest my case m'lord.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply)

hmmm
you make an interesting point.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Exactamundo dooooood

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:42, Reply)

No3L is definitely mean though
although his generosity kind of gives him some leeway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:44, Reply)

In fairness though
I've met her husband. And it was outside the gates of St Margaret's Primary School, and he wasn't wearing any trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47, Reply)

I KNEW IT!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I wondered how long it would be before you appeared!
Of course you were at the school too, 'grooming' 12 year olds no doubt! :P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I wasn't grooming anyone
I like them unkempt, like street urchins. Your husband prefers them smartly coiffed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I can believe this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05, Reply)

You'd know *badum tish*
See I wasn't going to go down the gay route, I was going to give you a break, but you pushed me too far buddy!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I wasn't going to joke about our "liasons" either
but yesterday the opportunity to make a cock joke was too great and I did. I'm sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Meh
At least we can't blame one another if we're both cracking jokes I suppose!

Right, I'm off to consume vast amounts of pizza at low low prices!

Toodles
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:11, Reply)

It's my best friend's 40th birthday today
and she's having a dinner party. She told me last night that a mutual friend is making dessert, so I offered to make the starter to take some pressure off. So I'm bunking off work at 2pm to go home and cook up a big pot of leek and potato soup, and I think I'll surprise her by making some little white bread rolls to go with it.

Saturday morning will be spent recovering and welcoming daughter back for a week from 11am, and the rest of the weekend probably consists of a few naps and scouring the local countryside to pick enough blackberries to make a jar of jam with kiddo. Rock and roll, fuckers!

Edit: wrong reply link, fuck it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05, Reply)

So, has anyone read Wyrd Sisters?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:36, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
I'm watching you, pal...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Leave it Monty
He's not worth it, etc.

Now, about David Bowie and the Beatles...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

And the Clash...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

And Iggy Pop

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

And Racism

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Oh yes.
Mustn't forget the racism; it's what our society was built on. Until we gave them their countries back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

*implodes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Oh dear.
We appear to have borked the Boyce.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Going to the gym after work
for my first full session. After that some chicken and garlic mushrooms and a bottle of fancy plonk.

Beyond that lies a great mystery that is an unplanned weekend. It may involve a haircut, though. And possibly a curry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I'm awaiting an appointment at the hospital
Exciting stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Ahem!
And a special visitor.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

That too.
:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:46, Reply)

A hospital visit and a "special visitor"?
Is it a prostate exam?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49, Reply)

That would be fun wouldn't it?
Nah, I'm going to get my eye checked out and then BGB is visiting for the weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

If he's lucky : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Tonight
Me and Spike are off to see MICHAEL MOTHERFUCKIN MAWSON!!!!

Basically, he's a bloke who plays Metallica, Guns N Roses, Whitesnake, The Killers, all random stuff like that. But he plays it on a keytar, which automatically makes it 100000x cooler.

www.myspace.com/michaellawsonrocks - Here he is
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:53, Reply)

for a split second I thought you said Michael Menson
which would have been a crap gig, since he was burnt to death in a Walthamstow bus shelter.

Ironically he clearly wasn't sufficiently 'Street Tuff'.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/522797.stm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Holy shit.
My first ever 7" vinyl purchase right there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

He does indeed rock like a bitch!
I hope he doesn't get offended when I ask him to get his tits out.

He didn't like that last time :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I'm off to see
The one & only MICHAEL MOTHERFUCKIN MAWSON!!!!

with AA

EDIT: ooooh, look - thats exactly what he said!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I am categorically avoiding alcohol
and therefore saving money. I'm going to play FIFA10 and listen to Radiohead: In Rainbows - my favourite album of the "noughties"...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01, Reply)

well
Tonight - Watching a bittersweet life with a couple of chilled beers

Saturday - working from 8am - 6pm... hopefully, I fully anticipate it being a later finish, then conking out in bed

Sunday - Off to play golf at Tydd St Giles, lovely course but looks rainy and i haven't played for weeks so will finish last.

Next week, 4 of us are off to Dufftown for a 5 day stag do hitting the Speyside Distilleries, drinking gallons of beer and whisky, eating food vipros would desmug at and playing poker, whoohoo!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Where is everyone?
Tonight I'm drinking cocktails out of teapots in my favourite basement bar on earth. I was talking to my friends and we realised that I have not been there for almost two months. This is shocking. Absolutely wrong.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Tonight I shall be
Out on the town.

Tomorrow and Sunday I'm moving house. Exciting times.
( Cawl, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply)

I'm helping my friend move house tomorrow
He's moving in over the road from me. He can cook and he has a car. This could be the most useful neighbour I have ever had. I don't hink he knows this yet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Hahah!
Poor, poor guy.
( Cawl, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply)

The possibilities are endless
Minding the cat so that parents/landlady won't know my every move. Also, holding a spare set of keys so that the aforementioned figures of authority don't see me drunk with broken toes and sludge on my arm when I've lost my keys.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:46, Reply)