Quite unexpectedly
I have a fiancé. Five months ago I was convinced that would never be something I wanted. But, as some of you know, Catface and I have been through a hell of a lot in a short space of time. If we can survive that and come out the other side closer than ever then marriage seems a perfectly normal and rational thing to do. Well, by our standards.

He'll make a good first husband. I can always trade him in for a younger model at some point.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:53, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not without going on the register, you can't.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'll have him when you're done with him.
I like them trained up before I get them.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:03, Reply)

trained up broken of mind, body and spirit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

And I have my own gimp mask for him.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

So,
I'm to believe that he was lying to me when he said it was cowboy-themed?
( Cawl, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I haven't thought past the theme being "wedding"
(with a hint of geek).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

So,
Cowboy hat and boots then.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)

and nothing else!

(bill, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:41, Reply)

Congratulations on your impending union
Hope everything is good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Thank you!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:39, Reply)