You should bring me because....
- I can cook like the Roux Family, in fact, I'm responcible for 30% of their michallin stars.
- I can sing like Meatloaf
- I can play the guitar like Eric Clapton
- I look like Will Smith
- I can shag like Ron Jermmy
- I'm richer than Bill Gates
- I can speak in no less than 5 accents, inclding french.
- I'm friends with the glittarti

And, most importantly, I have no plans on that night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:51, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was going to throw in a vote for me,
but yeah, you should totally take Gonz.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I vote for Gonz

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:56, Reply)

actually yeah me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Well I know four of those are indeed fact.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Don't take Gonz, he looks like an character from GTA 4

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Ignore her
Gonz would be an excellent choice.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:04, Reply)

static.gamesradar.com/images/mb//GamesRadar/us/Games/G/Grand%20Theft%20Auto%20IV/Bulk%20Viewers/PS3_360/2008-01-03/Roman%20copy--screenshot_large.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:10, Reply)

that is uncanny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Hmmmmm
that's a scary resemblance.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:11, Reply)

But not as uncanny as Fat Al.
I didn't think this got the atention it deserved last time.


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:13, Reply)

HA!
picture fail.

I hope

edit - bugger, it's working now.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

That looks nothing like me!
Just because he has a moustache, it's like saying all black people look the same. You're nothing but a massive RACIST wookie.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Racist maybe.
But at least I'm not fat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

You pie-loving freak.

( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:19, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I knew you hated me really

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I love you and I hate you.
It's the dilemma I face every time I'm on here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Bless

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Don't you patronise me Mrs
or I'll steal all your knickers when I help you move.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Ha!
You were going to do that anyway!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

No I wasn't
I was going to steal your husbands pants. But I've just changed my mind.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:30, Reply)

He doesn't have any pants
You know that!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

by pants
Al meant terry cloth nappies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

The filled ones are my favourite

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Itz coz u is a classy
gent innit.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:37, Reply)

classy big
g b
t der
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

That took some effort
but it was funny! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

always worth the effort
some of them are just baffling, but I'll still do it, just in case one person can decipher it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

What's an "innider"

Edit - oh sorry, I get it. Well done.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

you're a big bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:45, Reply)

*holds up handbag*
Ooooooooh!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Alright granddad
I don't even know what 'terry cloth' means... you must be well old!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:36, Reply)

pretty much same age as you I'd wager
maybe a couple of years older.

so less of the grandad!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Haha
Did I touch a nerve!? How old are you then?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

age is not something I'm sensitive about at all!
28
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
OLD MAN!!!!

BEARDY OLD MAN!!!!!

WHERE'S YOUR PENSION GRANDAD!!!!!

WANT YOUR MEALS ON WHEELS DO YOU GRAMPS!!!!!
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

jealousy will get you nowhere

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:46, Reply)

How old is
Mr the Geordie then?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)

A year or so younger than you

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Lies on the internets

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:52, Reply)

same as me I think
or possibly a year older
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

nah, same as you

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

good age
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Hehe fair enough *ruffles hair*
You are three years older than me sir, I still do not remember 'terry cloth nappies' though! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:44, Reply)

I don't remember them
it's something that I have learnt about since then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Ah I see
History and all that shit!? That's like totally rad man!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:48, Reply)

you knows it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:50, Reply)

*does crazy flicky-hand-thing*
Oh yeah I'm down with the kids!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:55, Reply)

paedo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Hahaha
Oh dear, oh dear.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:59, Reply)

found you out have we?
need to change your online persona?

;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

Not today!
Anyhoo you keep my secret I'll keep yours Vipros, or should I say Wendy! *ahem* *wink*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

great job of keeping the secret there
*shakes head*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 14:27, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Mmm...Fat Al.

( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)

STOP IT!

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:53, Reply)

But I like it.
I might even text you another picture of my tits.
( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Oh okay then
It'll be worth it.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:56, Reply)

I've met Gonz.
He's way more handsome.
( girlinthehole, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Ooooooooh maybe you'll get the chinese-handholding-hollyoaks treatment
you simply must tell us how it goes !
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:21, Reply)

The hollyoaks treatment is the best bit

( Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)

SADDEST of SAD FACES.
I thought the same thing when I saw Sexface playing that =(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:43, Reply)

You should totally steal that
As your facebook profile picture.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 13:51, Reply)