I have had a blood transfusion
story here www.b3ta.com/questions/blood/post217647 in case you care. but My question is this, if the blood they gave me is supposed to be clean and screened etc. why can't I return the favour and give blood myself? Any clever b3tans know? The blood service people didn't even know last week.
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:43, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is it because;
You're gay
You are or have been a prostitute
You have had sex with a man
You have been to Africa
You have had sex with someone who has been to Africa
You've had sex with a prostitute
You have AIDS/Herpes/etc
You have had innoculations in the last 12 months

any of the above?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

You forgot.
Have you ever had sex with Bertmonkeysex.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I also forgot
"You are a woman who has had sex with a man who has had sex with another man in the last 12 months"

but he looks like a bloke from his profile pic.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

You also forgot
Have ever used intraveneous drugs.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 4:47, Reply)

Ouch
that hurts, BGB, hurts real deep
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

You like it when it's painfully deep.
You told me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I do
but only if you bite my neck too
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

they keep on at me to get mine
and yet keep cocking up my appointment to go and give it to them.

why don't I go without an appointment I hear you cry?

because there are so many people around here seemingly desperate to give blood that they can't cope.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I feel you lovely peoples are missing the point
I have had a transfusion since 1980 so can't donate blood.

Why?????????
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

They injected you with dirty blood
and now your Mrs has Hepatitis
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

My missus got that from spelunking in raw sewage
Not from my super awesome blood
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

You mean your super awesome hobo blood

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

No, my sexy awesome mega ultra blood!

( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

That they got from
Freddie Mercury
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

In 1980 they didn't screen blood for the AIDS.
You may therefore have the AIDS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:08, Reply)

In 1980 I wasn't born
I had the Transfusion in 2004
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

D'oh!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:17, Reply)

The reason is obvious
you are a dirty AIDS ridden prostitute

(I do apologise, you seem like a great bloke but i'm finding this ridiculously entertaining, it's been a long day at the office)

Crack whore!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

It's risk avoidance
There's no point putting blood in one person then giving someone a mix of more blood and again and again.

There may be a blood bourn disease that we don't know about yet and can't test for. Mixing peoples blood over and over is a bad thing and it keeps a sort of audit trail for blood so it's easier to find anyone who is at risk a lot quicker.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

damn you
and your clever, "correct" answers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:30, Reply)

I think thats arse, not clever.
They gave me blood from several different people and there is no trace of that blood in me anymore. If I gave blood it would be all mine not a mix and it would still be screened for disease.
( Peej, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:43, Reply)

Speaking of blood transfusions
www.b3ta.com/questions/blood/post216941
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Recieving a blood transfusion
gives you secret AIDS.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 28 Oct 2009, 9:04, Reply)