Had all your warts lasered off then?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Burnt off with liquid nitrogen.
Nah, I'm one of those sensible people who goes to the GUM clinic and makes sure everything is clean and healthy. It's a cheap thrill AND I get to sit next to all the junkies and hookers and feel superior for an hour or so.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Nice

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I'm sure they're thinking the same
*miaow*
( djtrialprice, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Yeah, but I've never had a callback.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Until you take one home
and marry him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I go for the youngsters
as they've had less time to contract diseases.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Shame that didn't apply to Captain V though.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:14, Reply)

He's been turning tricks since he was sucking on the nipple.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Ah yes...
The 'Glitter' defense - very cunning.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Nothing quite like getting fingered by a professional.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:13, Reply)

That's what your mum said.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Just becuase you do it a lot
doesn't make you a professional.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Just because you fuck your bike
it doesn't make you Lance Armstrong.
But I'm pretty sure it makes you gay.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:22, Reply)

How can fucking a bike make me gay?
It would make me a cyclosexual surely?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:27, Reply)

If the bike was a girl, then yes.
But yours is clearly a gay male. You gay.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 15:33, Reply)