I find it funny when people get all up tight about being ID'd
Why would you bother to write a formal letter of complaint? The shop faces a massive fine if they are ever caught selling to minors, I realise that you probably don't look underage by a long shot, but in the US you will be asked for ID in every bar or liquor shop, and the world doesn't end for them. Just get a driving licence or a Prove it card if you're that worried about it happening again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's actually the person who sells them the offending article that gets the fine, so I'm never shitty with them as I know they're just doing their job. I however do not look under the age of 21, so fail to see why they employ idiots to work the tills who
cannot work out someone's age.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Thing is
when I was younger, I always think older people all look the same, so I would never know who to ID and who not to, so to be safe I would ID everyone. And if they are under 18 themselves they need to get one of the older till monkeys to approve it anyway.

I'm pretty sure the shop gets in trouble too though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:03, Reply)

But you think that everyone looks the same
RACIST!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

I'm worse than Clendrix me.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

But she has far better norks.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Nobody has better Norks than her.
Even when they are all jizzy.

In fact, especially when they are all jizzy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

But who's jizz is it though?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

She has a special man for that sort of thing

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Ahhh this is true

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

My ex's family used to have a member of staff
(yes, they are that posh) called the Backdoor Boy.

Perhaps Clendrix has one too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I'm sure he does that too
when she asks him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Asks?
Tells.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:56, Reply)

good point

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

*shudders*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Oops :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaa, there'a a shop called Starlight stores in a village called Downley, just outside High Wycombe where I went to Uni that employs kids and every single fucking time my flatmates and I were in there there would be a strangled cry of
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT...CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD. The twisted gnarled form of Pat would then lumber out of the back room, still on the phone, gurning away and adjusting her skirt - she only had 3 functional fingers on her left hand, so it took a while. Take one look at us and snarl "Serve em quick"
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

^bugger I look like a right grumpy cunt don't I!
To be fair to the till monkey's though, I worked in an off license for a few years when I was a student and was a license holder for a while - shitty managers kept stealing stock and getting caught, so that dubious honour belonged to me - and I sometimes got it wrong with ID'ing people who were old enough to drink, but I wouldn't ask the same people over and over again to produce ID unlike the cunts in supermarkets.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

You think they remember you?
You think your face is so stunning that they have it seared onto their very souls?

Arrogant much?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

They remember because she punches them in the face
like a true b3tan.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I like this idea

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Oh yeah, this too :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I endorse this approach

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:15, Reply)

This was when I was going into the same Sainsburys every single day to buy cigarettes at the same time, being served by the same hatchet faced old cunt
We would have the same argument every day because she was an uppity fucker.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:09, Reply)

You should have taken chickenladys advice.
Or, you know, stopped smooking.

edit - or even smoking.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Chickenlady's advice
that has a nice ring to it.

For all your lifestyle needs - Chickenlady's advice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

You should totally start an advice thread every day. I'd read it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Good idea
*goes off to start advice thread*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Will you give
sexual advice?

(Not that I would ever need it, it's for a friend who's too shy to ask.)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I am. No point quitting before exams though. Lots of point quitting after them

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I wrote a letter of complaint because she was incredibly rude about it
and I didnt like being treated like a piece of shit.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)