HSH


I have slept all day, the flat is like an oven and I think I'm OK to go back to work tomorrow.

Tell me your home remedies.
( Maladicta, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 19:13, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A short course of MAN THE FUCK UP.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Yeah, I normally MTFU and work through it
but didn't want to be inputting people's bank details with a fuzzy head (had to be made to go home yesterday). I'm back to my cantankerous best now.
( Maladicta, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)

We moved house today, not quite finished yet but good enough for tonight!
And now I'm shakingly knackered ;-) but happy!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Hurrah! The worst is over, amirite?
The worst is certainly over here: I've learned the way to get rid of fluy things is to turn the heating up to 11 and sleep them off. Should definitely be back in the office tomorrow.
( Maladicta, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Heroin

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

By the bucketload

(TheColonel, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

If your nose is blocked
you've got to get it into your system somehow.
( Maladicta, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)

No, he's serious, it's amazing stuff.
The first time you have it, you feel a bit sick, unless you're use to other opients. You don't shoot up like in the film, that just fucks your vains up. You have to chase it, you know, put it on some tin foil, burn the underside, and smoke the smoke that comes from it. The hit is instant, so you'll know if you haven't taken enough. It envolopes you, all nice and warm. When you're on it, nothing is wrong, nothing at all. Suddenly your parents love you again, that teacher never touched you and you stop caring, at least for a little while, that your mates avoid you. You don't need them pricks anyway. All those stresses from life drain away, you can just sit back and truely relax, like nobody else has relaxed. I bet nobody else feels the way you do, you're special. At the end of the day, if you don't like it, you don't have to do it again, but I reckon you will want to, it's so nice. Like getting a hug from a hot waterbottle in the brain.

Here you go mate, take a wrap, first one's on the house, I can tell you could use it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Unless you're Jack Bauer
who can seemingly go cold turkey and never need it again after a couple of hours.
( Maladicta, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Christ
that's not a bad description of the times I've smoked opium. That really hit home - making me think you must have experience of heroin.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 0:01, Reply)

/is cool
/does drugs
(TheColonel, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 0:50, Reply)

All my home remedies involve large amounts of alcohol
They are all awesome.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I was asked if I wanted a care package of brandy
but since I wasn't at work today I wasn't able to collect it. Woe.
( Maladicta, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 21:37, Reply)

or...
rimming, nice spot of rimming
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Honey and lemon tea
Just some lemon juice, honey and boiling water, soothes the throat, clears the nose. Same effect of that lemsip stuff, if you take some paracetomal first, but actualy tastes nice!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

Cures everything this...
A poo, a wank, a hot bath and Transformers the Movie. In that order.

Neeeeext!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 19 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)