I've got lovely lovely codine.
Nyom nyom nyom, but it's not really sorting the pain, just making me not care so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:28, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That reminds me of a colleague's description of giving birth.
It went something like this: "I was on gas and air. That didn't make the pain any less, but it did make it hilarious."
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

You should put it up your bottom
it will work better. Have you tried gazzing the mods about your pain? I hear they can sort any kind of shit out.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

While looking at how to turn MST into fast-release, I found out about booty-bopping.
Although I'm not one to turn down an enema, I couldn't convince my flatmates to administer it.

Disclaimer: I wish for it to be known that I do not enjoy things going up my bottom, except prehaps a cheeky finger or tounge during fornication.
I do not look down upon... those who are shaking and crying due to lack of opiats, and are just looking for that sweet-sweet first high, and are chasing it to the point of considering getting a job in a second-rate phamacey so they can say 'oh dear, I dont know what happened, I thought those boxes were empty, I just chucked them out' and then going through the bins at midnight. They are people just as much as me and you..... but it just isn't my cup of tea.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I can't take codine
Drugs really knock me sideways.
I like Feminax. On an empty stomach. Mmm, warm blankets.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I've not had that one.
Is it like your torso is getting a hug from a hot water bottle covered in a cashmir fleece while a clean non-poo'ing pug sits on your lap?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Almost
But the canine in question is a labrador puppy. Asleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Awesome =D
I love labradors, well, I love the majority of dogs, but if someone told me to "Think of a dog", labrador would be the first one that comes into my head. They're dog-dogs, if that makes sense.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

They're the default of dogs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

They're the only dogs I'm never ever afraid of.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)

that's because they are the best dogs
my parents have had two. They were both the best dogs ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

My friend had two and gave them away
I'm not as keen to babysit her kids now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

In this book....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curious_Incident_of_the_Dog_in_the_Night-time

They say dogs only have three emotions "Excited", "Sad", "happy", "Angry", and that's why they're the best animal. (I think that's right).

It's one of my favorite books.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Ah, I love that book too.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

it is good
read it in about 2 hours I think. Strange how some books grip you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

The official book of /OT
What with the autisms and everything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 11:38, Reply)