i'm going to the opening of a new Habitat shop
There'll be booze and canapes.
Isn't my life razzle-dazzle exciting???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ooo! I love nibbles : P

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Erm
bb pp

Only kidding!
Yes, but I eat more nibbles than big portions because I just DON'T realise how much I've consumed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:48, Reply)

mini burgers

pigs in blankets, satay chicken, duck rolls, vol au vents, beef carpaccio, deep fried prawns, filo pastry parcels, I'm not sure where I'm going with this...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:49, Reply)

buffet porn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:50, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Just about the most humiliating thing a girl can say to a man.
=*(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:55, Reply)

or "ooh did you do that in garlic butter?
Now where's your penis?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I got told I was like a "gay best friend" on saturday night.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Ouch!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 15:59, Reply)

It wasn't someone I was hitting on,
I was just at a boring party so I spent about half an hour mocking the other guests with my friends girlfriend.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I suppose that's ok

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:16, Reply)

No sex for you!

unless it's with the other gay best friend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

This no longer makes sense...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I like this

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)

you would.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I like the gays.
I surround myself with them.

Then I can stroke them without feeling bad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:02, Reply)

You really need some cock

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I'm surprised you didn't pick up on that on Saturday.
Also, from the evil ex you were trying to text:

I lied that I loved you a long time ago. You lied to me that you didn't love me so I would sleep with you. We're even.

It's never happening again, but it was his decision :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:06, Reply)

What a cunt
Tell him I think he's a cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I snapped and said something to that effect
Cried, then apologised

I'm awful
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

teenage relationships
srs bsns
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:07, Reply)

It is srs bsns
5 years worth of it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

fuck it,
move on, you're allowed to drink in pubs now. Go to the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I need to do that.
Classics Cocktail party on Monday. I'll try and find a cute boy. And I'll be happy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Monday?
MONDAY???
that's fucking ages away.
call yourself a student.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I'm going to Sheff tomorrow
But I don't really want to go. I might call EssayCrisis! and cancel. My tickets were only £12 after all :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:13, Reply)

The dirty cunt!
Al's right. tell him I said he's a cunt as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Thank you :)
I went to my friend's flat, sat in the corridor and cried for about 2 hours on Monday (when all the shit went down) Safe to say, he'd probably get lynched if any of my friends met him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Don't cry any more though
You knew the bellend didn't love you really.
It's done :-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Ha, plaaaaa-yah'
You should totally consilidate all your debts into one monthly affordable payment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:20, Reply)

With a no obligation quotation?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:23, Reply)

That would just be silly.
What's the point of dedicating a whole 30 minutes of a 'self employed' law degree student at £3.60/hour (plus commission) if they're not going to be obliged by our quote?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm obliged to smack you in the chops
bucko...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

They're all pretending to be gay to get chicks.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:03, Reply)

you'd better kiss her quick

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:00, Reply)