My aunty and my mum had an argument when I was a teenager
because my mum said she knew where my diary was but didn't read it.
My aunty called her a bad mother!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hahahaha
So by her logic, my mother reading and commenting in my diary means that she was a good mother? Oh I seeeeee.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:10, Reply)

The best around!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)

My suspicions are confirmed.
Tell your aunt I said thank you! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I think your mother did an excellent job.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Hand, rim or blow?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I'm so confused now...
are you paying me a compliment or are you just setting me up for a YM joke…


*pulls hair*
WHAT DO I SAY!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)

If in doubt hurl abuse.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Ah a valid point
thank you Chompy, my one true B3ta friend! *gurns*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Did your mum correct your spelling in your diary?
If I ever have kids I'd like to do that, maybe give them a mark out of 10 for each week.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Hahahaha
Not that I'm aware of. She usually just used to comment about things I had moaned about... as an example, my dad had shouted at me about something daft and I'd written 'My dad shouted at me today for no reason and it really upset me, why do I always get the blame' (ahem EMO). My mum had replied 'Don't worry about your dad, he's just very tired and stressed at the moment due to work, he loves you very much and so do I' - Hahahaha, bless her.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Aww that's sweet.
I'm sure you deserved to be shouted at though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Probably
I was more than likely beating up my brother or something.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Sisters are evil.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

say nothing
just assume the position and brace yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Fuck the position
I'm getting the sock which holds the brick of justice and I'm going to thwak his tits off!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I'm going to get the sock
which holds the crusty spunk of self pity and give it a good sniff.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Do it man
DOOOOOOO IT!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Awww
I just realise I should have said I was going to thwak off on your tits, that would have been much funnier.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Its too late for that now man
the tit thwaking train has left the station, you're just standing on the platform in your crusty shoes with nothing to show for yourself.

How does it feel monkeyboy?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:27, Reply)

It feels cold
and my willy has shrunk back into my pants.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:31, Reply)

*sends in a search party*

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)

By 'search party'
do you mean your hands? Hmmmm? Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I wish!
She actually means Wookie with a gimp mask on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Oooh!
I might need to have a 'lie down' now.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

It's not a gimp mask, it's a gas mask. For health and safety rather than deviance reasons.
I will also need a crane to get your gut out the way. You tubby cunt.


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Hurray! Fat Al!
Best of all the Als.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I knew that would happen

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Get your hands away from your crotch, you dirty bitch.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Your resignation doesn't make me enjoy it any less.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I have that as a screen saver at home.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:43, Reply)

fuck sake.
is that really althegeordie, or is it simply some elaborate piss-take?

really got that rapist look going, whoever it is.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Of course it's really me
you retard
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I may be a retarded,
but at least i ain't a lolfatty rapist.

Seriously though, you do bear more than a passing resemblance to the famous rapist, murderer and children's entertainer, John Wayne Gacy.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Aw man,
if I had photoshop I'd totally clown that motherfucker up, right there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

*facepalms*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I liked
"a retarded".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

with a microscope

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:34, Reply)

And a plank with a nail through the end.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Ouch
:S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:36, Reply)

She always carries that around with her
I'm sure it's not a healthy thing to have as a clit piercing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)

M&S just don't make the knickers for it :(

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:41, Reply)

With that and your aweseome norks
it's a wonder you can buy underwear anywhere. You probably have to walk around without any on for long periods of time.

*has a little wank*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I do.
But running for the bus the other day nearly killed me.
And the people nearby.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Awww sad times
Here have a cookie
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:32, Reply)

*click*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:21, Reply)

*winks*
Thanks
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 13:29, Reply)