I thought exactly that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

As did I

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I used to call her Bilge to a girl in school who saw her as her inspiration
She told me that one day I'd realise what Mary J meant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Was that before or after you had sex with her?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

Hahha it was NOT her
me and the Girl bonded over kd lang
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:43, Reply)

OMG! I so fancy KD Lang.
Seen her live and everything.

*sings*

Constant craaaaving.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Did she have any other good songs?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Lots
There was that one she did, and that other one she did, and a few on the album.

The free flexi disc you got when you bought an ice cream was the best one though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:48, Reply)

She could sing a shopping list and make it sound like sex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I preferred her country stuff
before Constant Craving. That was boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

She did a cover version of a Cole Porter song.
I can't remember what it is but it used to make my legs go funny when I heard it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I've got it
It was on the Red Hot & Blue album.
Called So In Love. Fucking sexy and heartbreaking. Go and youtube it beeetch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Your a star.
I can't youtube at work so it will have to wait till I get home.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Drag...
...is fantastic - an album dedicated to fags.*

Her version of 'The Air that I Breathe' is beautiful.

*Cigarettes that is - not lezzers.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

other
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I will mess you UP, bitch!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I'm seeing this in my head as you being super angry and crying, beating hard on my shoulders, wailing
Until I grab your arms to keep you from hitting me, I pull you hard against my pert youthful breasts, wrapping my arms around you.
You continue to struggle until you realise that I'm not going anywhere. You pause and look up at me, then ravage my mouth with your tender lips.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

this is coming off more creepy than funny :/

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Oh my god that is so creepy and funny
*runs*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

more creepy than funny
*chases you*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Do go on
The creepiness is really working for me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Me too
Me and my Dad still like to listen to Miss Chatelaine on car journeys.
I think she's a bit of a nutter but at the time she could do no wrong. And her voice is supa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Did you not get the memo?
Opinions on music are no longer permissable on here.

Descriptions of cycling facilities in dull-as-ditchwater provincial backwaters only, please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Can I talk about hops?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

As long as you don't also talk about hips

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:25, Reply)