I'm tired.
Do I MTFU and still go to the gym after work today because I won't be able to go again till Monday or do I go straight home and open the packet of posh biscuits that I bought for my special guests this weekend.

Edit - I also have posh crisps.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:47, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GYM!
Leave the posh biscuits 'til tomorrow!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Well you would say that wouldn't you : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Toss a coin.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:51, Reply)

*giggles*
You said TOSS :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:52, Reply)

He forgot to add
"all over your heaving chebs"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Best word for breasts evah!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

hee hee
I haz a purple munny of yours in my cleavage :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Errrrr
why? I wasn't trying to make you lapdance for me was I?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

With my arthritic hips?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I like it slow and jerky

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

He likes to hear the bones cracking as you shimmy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

*squirts WD40 into hip joints*
*attempts a shimmy*
*falls over dog*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Thems are some Mad lapdancing SkillZ you've got there.
You should get yourself a UK passport.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

munny member
Naughty!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I walked right into that ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah you did!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Ouch!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I don't leave my life to chance.
I use the power of the internet.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Is the internet your 8 ball?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Yup but doesn't always work.
Some people just don't play the game.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

'Ask again tomorrow'
:)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Last night...
Wookiee made me do something I didn't want to do.
I tried to refuse but he was insistent.
Afterwards, I was glad I'd done it.
GO TO THE GYM, YOU LAZY BAG.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Are you going to do it again?

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Definitely.
Oh yes.
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Did you have to wear a special costume?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I ALWAYS wear a special costume.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I don't mind if she does it or not, next time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

You can just imagine she's there from now on.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

And the smell's still lingering.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Putting the "ming" into "disco minge"

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

There was no minge involved.
How are you, you mental case?
( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Still mental and medicated, thanks :)
May I say your norks are looking smashing today! How are you sweet cheeks?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:18, Reply)

depends
how tired. If you're feeling exhausted no point going to the gym because it will wipe you out and do little good anyway. Compromise and leave the gym but don't have the biscuits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Not knackered, just a bit pooped.
But I've just had a banana so that will help.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Going to the gym will make you feel more invigorated
being too tired is only an excuse if you have a manual job.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

You speak the truth.
Being a desk monkey just makes me feel tired when I'm not really.


I shall run.........run like the wind.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

to be free again?
Have you got such a long way to go to make it to the borders of Mexico?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Run
like a rabid dog is nipping at your heels
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I always imagine I'm chasing Al and trying to touch his bum.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

incentive
enough for any woman
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:09, Reply)

True.
Tried it with other B3tans bums and it wasn't the same.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I'm happy facing so hard right now
I'm worried I might tear my cheeks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:13, Reply)

That's what she'll do if she gets yo ass

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

She already did
It was fun.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:17, Reply)

it won't
be in the morning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Dirty girl

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Having a banana always makes me feel invigorated.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah it does

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

SENSIBLE REPLY ALERT!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I want to go to the gym

But I pulled a muscle in my man tits and can't face it...biscuits!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I'm worried if someone else comes to work in my office
that they will find it odd that I like to do sets of press ups while waiting for the kettle to boil.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Especially when they see what you're pressing up on...

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:01, Reply)

It's not my fault the only open space in the office happens to have a life size replica of you painted on the floor.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Yes it is

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Do you do the sort of press ups
where you do a little clap each time you press up? (fnar)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:02, Reply)

No
that might be a bit noisy.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Hmmm...
I suppose so, it depends on how loud your kettle boils!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

do a little get the
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Hehehehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Cock push ups?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Strange dear, but true dear, When I'm close to you, dear,
The stars fill the sky, So in love with you am I.

Even without you, My arms fold about you,
You know, darling why, So in love with you am I.

In love with the night mysterious,
The night when you first were there.
In love with my joy delirious,
The thought that you might care.

So taunt me, and hurt me, Deceive me, desert me,
I'm yours till I die,
So in love,
So in love,
So in love with you, my love, am I.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:00, Reply)

*swoons*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:03, Reply)

innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:04, Reply)

isit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

so is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:06, Reply)

'nt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:07, Reply)

You've changed
You're so cold thses days
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

fosho!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:08, Reply)

You know that if Olympia Dukakis and Tony Hadley had a baby
It would be kd lang, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I get the Tony Hadly bit, but why Olympia?

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Something in the nose
Or maybe it would be if Tony and kd had a baby it would be Olympia Dukakis. Yeah, try picturing that. Yup, that's it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 15:16, Reply)