I've just bought a got sausage, bacon and bbq sauce baguette
and the best fucking muffin ever.

my day has got 100% better
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:51, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You've made me hungry now.
Bastard.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

that's the trouble with buying the hot sandwiches is that you have to eat them immediately
regardless of how hungry you are. it's fucking good though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

You're just rubbing it in my face now, aren't you?
(Not literally, that would be a strange thing to do)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

yes
I've now eaten it. unfortunately it got worse towards the end.

The muffin will wait till later though, and is going to be delicious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

*gives in*
I'm going to have to get some coffee and something equally tasty.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:04, Reply)

UPDATE
I have successfully obtained coffee and some chocolate thing. Not bad, but NEEDS MOAR BREAKFAST MEAT.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:20, Reply)

100% butter?
Or some kind or substitute?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

silence

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)

This often happens when I post.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Flash us yer muffin

( broadsword, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

If the sausages ain't venison
Your sandwich is no benison (look it up, it's a word).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I like what you've done there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

MC skillz there, dog

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Mornin!
I have been in a meeting all morning. Now I'll just HAVE to go to the cafe for some meat on toast.
Thanks Vipros!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Oh man, you're so screwed.
Something like that could really be improved by my invention, "Egg Yolk Sauce", it's basicly just egg yolk in sauce form, that you can heat up and thus change it's consistancy.

WHY HAS NOBODY INVENTED THIS, I'VE HAD THIS IDEA SINCE I WAS A KID.

I fucking love egg yolks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:34, Reply)

I merely tolerate the egg whites
Surely someone can invent egg yolk sauce!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, Reply)

japanesefood.about.com/od/saucecondiment/r/eggyolksauce.htm
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Thanks but that's not what we mean
Well, it's not what I mean. I mean a bottle of warm runny yolk.
Gonz?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, Reply)

That's not really a sauce though is it?
That's egg yolks in a bottle.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Yeah but that would be wasteful
So someone needs to invent a synthetic version that tatses like the real thing.
Unless we could find people who only like the whites, and sell them the whites in a bottle. Yeah, meringue addicts.
SOMEONE PLEASE SEPARATE WHITES AND YOLKS, BOTTLE THEM AND SELL THEM.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

RIGHT ON SISTER !!!!
I don't care if it's symthetic, or we could do two versions, a synthetic one that'll be sold in every greasy spoon in the land, and a posh one that'll be on the menu at claridges.

And you're totally right about the off-shot product; Egg White Sauce, for use with cooking things like marranges and soufles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)

Could Gonz industries take care of this?
It would sell very well at the Em-Paul-ium.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:46, Reply)

If these things didn't litteraly take tens of thousands to produce and get in shops, I'd seriously do it.
I just don't have that kind of investment since my credit got crunched =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:48, Reply)

Could we ask Levi Roots for a dropsy?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Seeing as how so many products these days have a "Levi Root's Regga Regga Sauce" twist to it, I don't see why not.
Even Subway have a regga regga sauce thing.

God, I love Subway, I haven't been to one in years, there are none within easy distance to me.

The Beverly Hills of North London (southgate) is in dire need of a Sushi place and a Subway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:58, Reply)

i've only had BMT and Meatball Marinara
I adored both.
But once, a meatball fell out and did a ski-jump on my sleeve and hit the wall. That was messy and disappointing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Subways sandwiches are as salty

As a Dead sea resident's spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I like the Chicken Teryaki one.
I think their sauces are filled with MSG, they taste _that_ good.

While I'm giving away all my best ideas, here's another one. You know the flavourings you get in crisps, like Prawn Cocktail or whatever, why can't you buy that? Just the flavourings. It'll be awesome to sprinkle some on some chips.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:05, Reply)

"Obsesity crisis deepens"

Gonz was today blamed for the burgoning obesity crisis in the UK after inventing crisps flavours ina can. According to Scientists Scotland has now begun to sink under the weight of all the MC fatties rolling from bed to Asda..
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:11, Reply)

come on
we cant get much fatter
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Fucking Hell
You are a cunting genius.
(TheColonel, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:15, Reply)

Almost like that, except without any hassle.
I resent having to cook a whole egg just to have something awesome to dunk my chips in, I'ld rather just squeeze out a bottle some sauce that'll do the same job.

We're living in the twenty first century, people, a time where a jamacan guy can go up to some of the greatest buisness minds in this country, with not much more than a song and a sauce, and become a millionare over a weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

^ this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I'd like to point out that I think this is a stupid idea
it's in the same vein as squeezy cheese
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

it's bloody not

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:53, Reply)

And what exactly is wrong with squeezy cheese?
The American stuff is shit, but Primula is the tits on crackers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Yeah', well I think _you're_ stupid, and so is your face.
Squeezy cheese, and plastic cheese, have it's place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:57, Reply)

American and squeezy cheese are not cheese

a mouse told me so, so there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:59, Reply)

There are many colours in the cheesy rainbow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)

As a general rule non natural orange food is wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:02, Reply)

All we need now is some preservatives and a bottle !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Excellent idea
It would save dirtying the frying pan just for an egg (you can grill everything else).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I hereby nominate this for Best Name Change 2009.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Yay !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:49, Reply)

That song makes me feel a bit sick

Nowt to do with you, it's just the whole modern Christian thing gives me the willies, not as much as Catholacism did mind you.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Paedopriestlol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I second this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:54, Reply)