I know, I know.
But men aren't interested so what do I do?
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Buy a cucumber

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Yeah because cucumbers are soooo good at foreplay.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Men are so fucking interested
But then they smell that cock-repellant negativity you have going on.
Shake dem boobehs, do at least one different social activity per month, and you'll be annoying me with photos of you and your new 'beau' in matching anoraks on Windermere within 6 months I bet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I'm dooooooooooomed I tell ya, dooooooooooomed.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Crystal ball says no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Lower your standards a lot
And do volunteer work with mongs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Why the hell should I.
I'm deserving of someone great as much as the next person is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:02, Reply)

The next person is Maxine Carr

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:05, Reply)

The next person is a fucking mong though.
I think you meant more deserving.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

You do deserve it
But there aren't many about, so a bit less than great might have to be something we all have to consider at some point.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I've done my bit for the less great.
I want someone great for once.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

In that case, fair enough
I think my almost greats will always have a catch of some sort.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Having just completed my Introduction To Diversity course
I find your automatic assumption that mongs cannot also be great is an example of *checks notes* stereotyping and may be actionable under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995. I'm going to have to insist you snog a mong to foster a disability friendly environment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Do volunteer work with mongs?
Man, that's awful advice. She needs to spend LESS time here, not more.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

But we'd miss her so
*belms*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Ooh, I just noticed!
You have a Zodiac Mindwarp sig! I loved that song back when I was a wee one.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 12:00, Reply)