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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everything I eat turns to shit.
And a little too quickly at that.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:28, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Got the scutters?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:29, Reply)
mmm
renting food by the hour is never nice
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:38, Reply)
Boiled water and a Marie biscuit if you're hungry.
(Do they still make Marie biscuits?)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:42, Reply)
Bananas and sports drinks.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:43, Reply)
white toast and banana
and pints of barley water so far. Might progress to a boiled egg later.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:59, Reply)
Stick it up your bum to stop the leakage

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:01, Reply)
good call.
I will heed your medical advice as you are on the Internet. I reckon you know your shit.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)
Yeah but he prefers his shit alfresco

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)
Last time I had the al fresco skitters
I shat in a marmot burrow. I like to think I was doing my bit to eradicate bubonic plague.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:11, Reply)
Ha!
I randomly said 'marmot' this morning.
From faraway 'Marriot' hotel signs look like they say 'Marmot'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:14, Reply)
I just imagined a pooh-covered marmot singing...
...'I saw the hole of the moon'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:15, Reply)
"I was grounded...
my house filled with shiiiiiite"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)
"I saw the rain dirty valley..."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:33, Reply)
If only it had been that melodic.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:40, Reply)
I read that in the style of 80s pop hit Midas Touch

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:09, Reply)
10/10 for surreal observation.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:17, Reply)

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