Why has nobody said YOUR MUM yet
FFS people, you're really losing my respect.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:44, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha
Awww everyones growing up...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah, up your minge
or something.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Probably
*looks*

Nah...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Are you sure?
they might have sneaked in when you weren't looking.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Wouldn't be the first time.
OH NO HE DIDN'T.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I did wonder what happened to that
Lion bar last night?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Oh, sorry
I ate that. It's hungry work lying under your bed
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

*looks harder*
Nope, I can't see anything... are you sure you aren't mistaken?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Look, just send me a picture
and I'll point it out to you, okay?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah sure thing, just let me get my cam-...
DiT, DiT

He's doing it again... GET HIM!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Darn it, almost got you that time.
How was your christmas BTW? Was dinner with the family okay? You missed out on some serious puppy action.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Puppy action? This saddens me! :(
Christmas was good thanks, knackering as I was all sick and junk, but it was good. The family meal was good but we were there for A-G-E-S... when you feel sick all you want to do is die quietly on a sofa but we had to smile and stay for a long time - it was a struggle.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Just to annoy you

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

We were never aware we had it in the first place.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Well you did
but not any more. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Because I don't even know Vipros's mum.
I mean, I'm sure she's lovely and all that, and if reputation is to behold, I'd have a great time, but I like to meet someone first and get to know them a little. I know it doesn't quite work like that in this day and age, that people have sexual intercorse all willy-nilly, but I yurn for the good days when I can go and take Vipros's mum out, maybe for a walk down the park, hold hands, walk her home, have a peek on the cheek and a thank you. Then for me to go home, have a wank, and do it again over and over for a month. That way, when I finally do 'do' Vipros's mum, it'll be something special for the both of us..
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

She's been round the block so many times
to make it "special" for her, you would need GIGANTACOCK.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Maybe we could use the one
on your forehead?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You reckon Clendrix would let me borrow it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I doubt it
but if you wait until she's had a massive squirt it sometimes falls out and you can grab it quickly while her legs are still quivering.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Like this?
//edit//
Like elvis?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

she looks like Mrs Goggins from Postman Pat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Oh man, that ticks so many boxes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

No, *your* mum.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Tehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Wow, what a response
*slow claps*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I was going to say something similar
well done
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm just here
To allow you to focus on the being-mean-ness. And to avoid doing work.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You're just bitter because I haven't accepted your Friend Request yet, internet person.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)

It makes me cry at night sometimes :(
Then I remember there're more important things in life. Like sleeping. And not caring.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)

You haven't even sent me a friend request
you WANKER.

And a CUNT to boot.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

That's probably because you're complicated
like a ferret on a penny-farthing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)

It's true.
Plus I don't think I could bear the rejection if when you turned me down.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Don't worry
he does that to everyone - here have a hanky to dry your tears on.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I only turn you down if you bullied me at school
or if you're my mum's mate's pervy husband.
:)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I did notice you on that there DiT's page

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

How did you know it was me?
Was it thw smell? It was the smell wasn't it.
I got snowed in and couldn't be arsed showering :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:47, Reply)

The smell
And the Scouse-ness.

Oh, and TNTSCoR
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Have you devoted yourself to TNTSCoR yet?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:56, Reply)

No, no I have not
I doubt they would particularly benefit from the contents of my bank account.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)

We would
I mean the Lord would
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:02, Reply)

So if I just have debts
And therefore donate negative money, does that mean that I actually get to take money instead?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)

shit no!
Just send us your penny jar...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Oh well.
I guess we won't be networking. Socially.

I'm totally crying as I write this.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)

:(
That's all I can find to say...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Right, I've accepted it.
I can't live with this divide between us.

*stalks*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)

*counter-stalks*

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Hahaha
Oh snap!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)