I'm quite pleased that none of my friends on facebook had anything to do with that
I knew nothing about it until you mentioned it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:57, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gonz's status update was sublime.

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

what did it say?
I'm not friends with him. I think he hates me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

He said:
Gray Y-Fronts with yellow stains down the front, brown-and-red stains down the back, smells slightly of swimming pools, warn down George sign from ASDA, currently 42". Was originality a size 38" and white, but I stretched them and the colour got darker after the 3rd week, but I maintain that the yellowish stain was always there. £4.99 + P&P - ONO, One previous Occupant (that I'm aware of).
( thealternativefact, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:00, Reply)

good stuff :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Post your PIN to highlight the importance of data security.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I'm on it!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I wasn't quite sure what I was answering at the time
but I got it right anyway.
I briefly enjoyed being a sheep.

All my mates would love the anal sex one to take off because they could use their favourite Roota quote.
I was asleep at a party, vaguely heard the question "Have you ever had anal sex?", blearily looked up and asked "Do fingers count?"

"Do fingers count?" is now the response to any questions asked in my company.

(I'm going for a cuppa. laters)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

filth!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Well, do they?
You dirty mare!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Only if they're someone else's fingers.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

and they're clenched.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I know of a girl who could take 1 fist and 3 fingers
She was filth!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Haha!
Ah, good old 1 fist 3 fingers!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Pure Goatse
*prolapses*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

christ
I hope she could clench as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

To correct that
She took a fist up the chuff and 3 fingers up the poopchute.

It gives me nightmares
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

The vacuum it creates has claimed the lives of 3 men already
Spike was just bring a cork!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

HAHA!
She was also sick on someones willy once
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Did she lick it clean after?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Dunno
I could tell you who it was but you'd never look at them in the same way again (and it wasn't Tim)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Hmm
Was it James?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Nope
He'd probably wipe the sick off his own cock and taste it.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:35, Reply)

He is a sick sick man
Who is it then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

nightmares wet undies
(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It did that night
He spaffed his load all through his Y-fronts
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

3 fingers up the wrong-un
that's fairly cavernous.

edit: what happened there?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Hmm, you'd think so
But I just bunched three fingers together and reckoned my shites are at least that in diameter.

Not that I'll be trying to stick three fingers up my arse, mind. I'm just saying!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Not after last time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Yep
Not after last time anyway, took months for your nails to go back to the right colour...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Wasn't just that
I put my fucking back out with all the twisting around...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I saw this video of a girl getting fisted by this other girl.
And then, get this, one of them pooled in the other's bum.

Actually pooed into someone else's bum !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Rectal Recycling?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

FFS
They don't half think up some odd storylines on EastEnders these days.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

How do you pool in someones bum?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)

They don't count

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm glad that got cleared up

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

There wasn't much to clear up, actually

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)