So following yesterdays "stalkers dream"
Of getting as many people as possible to post the colour of their underwear on fb. What else could we get the nation to do in the name of charity?

Post the number of times you've had anal sex in your status to raise awareness for prostate cancer?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:49, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is that what that was?
I figured they'd all just had a funny turn.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:51, Reply)

So how many times have you had anal sex?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:51, Reply)

IT'LL SAVE LIVES!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:52, Reply)

does it have to involve someone else?
Do they have to be human? Alive? Conscious? Willing?

Frankly the question is far too vague for my liking.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I'm quite pleased that none of my friends on facebook had anything to do with that
I knew nothing about it until you mentioned it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Gonz's status update was sublime.

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:57, Reply)

what did it say?
I'm not friends with him. I think he hates me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

He said:
Gray Y-Fronts with yellow stains down the front, brown-and-red stains down the back, smells slightly of swimming pools, warn down George sign from ASDA, currently 42". Was originality a size 38" and white, but I stretched them and the colour got darker after the 3rd week, but I maintain that the yellowish stain was always there. £4.99 + P&P - ONO, One previous Occupant (that I'm aware of).
( thealternativefact, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:00, Reply)

good stuff :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Post your PIN to highlight the importance of data security.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I'm on it!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I wasn't quite sure what I was answering at the time
but I got it right anyway.
I briefly enjoyed being a sheep.

All my mates would love the anal sex one to take off because they could use their favourite Roota quote.
I was asleep at a party, vaguely heard the question "Have you ever had anal sex?", blearily looked up and asked "Do fingers count?"

"Do fingers count?" is now the response to any questions asked in my company.

(I'm going for a cuppa. laters)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:01, Reply)

filth!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Well, do they?
You dirty mare!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Only if they're someone else's fingers.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

and they're clenched.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I know of a girl who could take 1 fist and 3 fingers
She was filth!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Haha!
Ah, good old 1 fist 3 fingers!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Pure Goatse
*prolapses*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

christ
I hope she could clench as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

To correct that
She took a fist up the chuff and 3 fingers up the poopchute.

It gives me nightmares
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:22, Reply)

The vacuum it creates has claimed the lives of 3 men already
Spike was just bring a cork!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

HAHA!
She was also sick on someones willy once
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Did she lick it clean after?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Dunno
I could tell you who it was but you'd never look at them in the same way again (and it wasn't Tim)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Hmm
Was it James?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Nope
He'd probably wipe the sick off his own cock and taste it.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:35, Reply)

He is a sick sick man
Who is it then?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

nightmares wet undies
(TheColonel, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:25, Reply)

It did that night
He spaffed his load all through his Y-fronts
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

3 fingers up the wrong-un
that's fairly cavernous.

edit: what happened there?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Hmm, you'd think so
But I just bunched three fingers together and reckoned my shites are at least that in diameter.

Not that I'll be trying to stick three fingers up my arse, mind. I'm just saying!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Not after last time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Yep
Not after last time anyway, took months for your nails to go back to the right colour...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Wasn't just that
I put my fucking back out with all the twisting around...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I saw this video of a girl getting fisted by this other girl.
And then, get this, one of them pooled in the other's bum.

Actually pooed into someone else's bum !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Rectal Recycling?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:45, Reply)

FFS
They don't half think up some odd storylines on EastEnders these days.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:46, Reply)

How do you pool in someones bum?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:07, Reply)

They don't count

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm glad that got cleared up

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

There wasn't much to clear up, actually

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Oh no
its starting again already. I just got an email off a friend saying 'post the colour of your bra on Facebook now, it'll confuse the boys and also help for breast cancer awareness'

Hmmmm... or I could just not do that... yeah, I think I'll not bother.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:00, Reply)

wise decision

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:08, Reply)

What colour is your bra?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Don't make
Me hit you over the Internet!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I'm betting white

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:27, Reply)

*bash*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Ahh I wondered what that was. I thought it was pants colour or the colour of the guy you fucked last
Then someone posted grey and I felt sad for them ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:49, Reply)

If it was 'colour of the guy you fucked last night'
All the scouse ones would have been 'Orange'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Hehehehehe
Bless
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

They make em orange? So something else they have in common with Essex boys.
I'd have thought they'd be red from all the blood from scrapping over stealing each others grit
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Haha nooo
It's not just our women who are orange. Our men are also Ooompa-Loompas.

I think you'd see lots of Essex parallels if you visited the right parts of Liverpool. But you'd find the accent more annoying, s'all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Me and liverpool is never gonna happen love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Hehe
or blue from being out in the cold too long whilst stealing grit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I can't believe they haven't been knocking on doors selling it
They'd make a fortune.
*Once again hides rock-salt paperweight*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Hehe
Maybe they're holding off for one more big bundle of snow and then they'll start going door to door! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:11, Reply)