All of it
I'm useless with technology, I get frustrated easily and cop a strop if something doesn't work and the instructions don't make sense and that button doesn't work and why isn't it printing, look it should send but it doesn't, why won't you fucking bluetooth to my laptop you sodding thing? give me back my channels fucking digital box etc etc etc and it all ends in tears.

I was actually banned from having Meccano when I was younger, due to the inevitable tantrums that would occur because i'm a cack handed spazzbot

Although one of my mates is so bad at shuffling cards we call him clawhands, so at least i'm not the biggest retard in my social circle
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I couldn't even skip
So you could imagine the state of me when people started getting into computer games.
I suspect that I may be dyspraxic.

EDIT: I mean with ropes. I was ok at tra-la-la skipping. I'm not THAT disabled...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Aww, it was such a better image before the edit

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Haha shut it, Mumble

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

This beats DiT's response yesterday

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Which one was that?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

The one that was full of taking too long and epic fail.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I can't remember
You made it sound like Ronnie Corbett's bit in the chair.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I like the idea of tra-la-la skipping
How the fuck you couldn't skip with a rope and still perform a dance routine at Dit and Flim Flam's party is beyond me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Aaah but I was freestyling!
I was not bound by rules or ropes or timing or the need for grace or balance.
(You will recall that a lot of my dancing was done whilst lay on the floor)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

And very entertaining it was too
I demand a ticket for when you've got your residency at Vegas
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)

damn you and your parties
*shakes fists*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)

if I ever have a party you're invited
(but I'm more of an attendee than a thrower)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)

very kind
the distance is the killer though. Costs quite a bit to get to b3tan locations from all the way down here.

Which is why everyone should come to the bash at Easter in Cornwall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

It's bloody expensive to get to Cornwall from Liverpool
However, I did say last year that I wanted to visit Cornwall and Devon...
So yes, I'm in.
Who else from here is going? I don't know /talk people.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)

there's a few you will know
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19174
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I bet rosalicious isn't REALLY going...
But hmmm, looks promising.
But I'm also scared. I ain't never been to no bash.
And what in god's name would I tell my family!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)

haha
tell them you are going to devon to meet your BFF ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Of course!!!
"We met at primary school. You do remember him. He was from Birkenhead but spoke like a farmer..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I speak properloik
don't have a devon accent :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Do you eat creemed roice?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I know how they make it so creamy
that goes for the custard as well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)

blaaaaaaaaaarrgh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)

que?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Made me feel a bit sick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)

it's creamy for a good reason
not a disgusting one :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)

We only have your word for it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'm the one who knows
well, me and everyone else who has lived in Devon for long enough.

I still eat it. does that help?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm not fussy on either of them really

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:44, Reply)

fair enough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Double cream is well better
in all food situations
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:49, Reply)

What's with the continuous references to rosalicious not attending bashes?
Me confused.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)

That's what they say...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Now that it's pointed out
She's attending the Canada bash AND Dr When's Birmingham bash. I smell a rat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I'd love a residency somewhere :(
A person shouldn't love attention as much as I do. I dunno how you all put up with me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:00, Reply)