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pretty much 8======) you for no good reason over here right now.Here is my top 10 songs with a "Woooo OoooOoooh" bit
- Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer
- Feeder - Feeling the moment.
- U2 - Beutiful Day
... oh man, I can't complete my list, can YOU complete my list?
In other news: MORNING ! It's a great day, it's a lovely day, it's a productive day, what are you plans on a day like this?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:10,
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'Building a Bridge to Your Heart'by Wax. I win.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bzpp7_mDic
also
'Totally Addicted to Bass'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:20,
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hahtotally addicted to bass - haven't heard that in years. might have to have a listen when I get home tonight, for a laugh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:23,
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Dr Hook - you make my pants want to get up and dance(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:22,
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nope :-Pit just occurs to me that I didn't read the OP at all properly and just named a random song, rather than one with a woo-ooh in it.
My brain is in a rare work mood this morning, and as such won't take input from other sources
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:31,
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Really? REALLY???*straightens tie, slicks down hair, checks breath*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:26,
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you're the arse(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:32,
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Have you seen one of those Alien films?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:32,
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Can you teach me the chords?I can probably hum it if you teach me the chords
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Nonono, this is something different this time.Do you know those Facehugger things?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:37,
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Do you reckon you could make it act like one of those?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:43,
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possibly the ultimate 'whooo-ooooo-ooooah' tune ever(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:36,
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Now I have Ghostbustersstuck in my head
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:41,
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Ohyou're back.
How delightful
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:48,
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Hell yeahBox city needs us, especially in times of recession
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:50,
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Good stuffWhat do you put in the boxes? Or do you just make them?
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Can we see a box being made?I'm afraid we don't actually assemble the boxes here.
The simpsons surprisingly true to life there! We make our own cardboard though
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:59,
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I heard, and I could be wrong, she lays down and opens it like one of those ghostbuster traps, and it draws in all sorts of ghoasts and stuff.Like this: nsfw - paint drawing - nsfw
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:02,
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I hate you so much right nowARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:03,
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.... I ain't affraid of no ghost !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:05,
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he's fucking HUGE out thereLike Midnight Oil and INXS. Two other GREAT acts. Oh, and 'Jet'. They're also EXCELLENT.
INXS were fucking weird. Their records were middle of the road insipid pop-rock but because their singer took some drugs and was attractive to women people seem to think they were Led fucking Zeppelin.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:47,
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Yeah, I never really understood why they were as popular as they werethat said, you don't need a lot to be that popular in Australia.
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You just have to be a 'great bloke'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:52,
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AhhMidnight Oil *hums loudly*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:49,
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I saw the lead singer of Midnight Oilon a beach in Oz last christmas. He's now the Environment Minister.
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Blur: Song 2I wish the postman would be productive today. I want my Bayonetta game now!
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Is it actually a good game?I'm usually suspicious of games with all that marketing. And that La Roux song has started to annoy me.
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Your face has started to annoy me(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:49,
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It annoyed you becauseyou wanted it so much. I know you love me Al stop trying to hide it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:00,
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It's trueIf I could have your face on Clendrix's Norks I would leave my fiancee.
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My face is oftenon Clendrix's norks.
It likes it there
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:09,
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I enjoyed playing the demoI don't know if it's good the whole way through, the postman hasn't delivered it yet.
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Obligatory HMHB quote..."And I went la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la laaaaaa,
I went la la la la la la la.
Just like everyone else does when they can't think of any more words."
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Baltimora - Tarzan BoyGimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
*reaches for litre bottle of night nurse*
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Oh you cuntI was just scrolling down to see if anyone had done that...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:58,
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Ha! I thought of that tunebut couldn't remember the act.
Good old Phoenix Nights.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:00,
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I fucking hate Peter Kayand everything he has ever been involved with.
edit: apart from that episode of max and paddy with the pig
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:02,
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really? I thought Phoenix Nights was hilarious.If he'd have tragically died after that I have him down as a comic legend - he's ruined his own brand with everything else he's done. I understand the 'dark' bits in Phoenix Nights were the work of Dave Spikey, mind you.
Did you really not find 'Ray Von' hysterical? Not even his version of Robot Wars with 'Two Tribes' as the theme tune? Or the minibus full of drunk midgets starting a brawl?
I'm surprised.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:07,
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I perhaps didn't watch enoughbut I can't stand him at all, which would badly affect my enjoyment of anything he is in.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:14,
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I reckon it's worth giving another go, personallyAlso Kay is not constantly in it - he plays two of the main characters but they aren't permanently on-screen.
The Family Fun Day episode (series 2, ep. 1) is particularly entertaining.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:21,
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naaaI don't want to run the risk.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:32,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHBODDEH FOR-HORM, BODDEH FORM FOR YOUUUUUU
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 10:59,
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Someone told me an interesting anecdote about the woman wot sung thatSadly I cannot remember it.
I think this is the perfect place to start my new award: PPOTD, pontless post of the day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:03,
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She's a voice trainercan't remember who she's done, but there's loads.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:03,
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WOOOOOOOOH WELCOME BACK AL!Welcome back for youuuuuuuuu
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:02,
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So Altell us in your own words why you were too offensive for B3ta. I mean I know you are a massive cunt but more one of those funny massive cunts who people tolerate because their giant jelly ass is funny
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:11,
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That looks eerily like SuperMatt.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:22,
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I was banned for:"stealing usernames and posting as other users in some very rude sockpuppetry"
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10 mins on each of the mods(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:25,
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I'm not sure, I think I got banned on Wednesday nightbut I was allowed back on saturday night, so probably 3 days.
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Oh it's a good call, Tuggers, a very good call.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:23,
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did they?Not a very good band, on the whole, that lot.
The French documentary on the making of the original is fascinating - it started off half as fast as it ended up and without all that extra percussion.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:32,
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End scene from Interview with the Vampire......as Wide-Face Slater drives over the bridge.
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I have a real soft spot for LaibachThey have done a fair amount of shite, but the singers gravelly voice always raises a smile. That and the fact they stomp about being ironic Nazi's is always entertaining.
Haven't seen that making of docu though, will have to look it out.
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Awesome, might give that a goI've got that on DVD but had suspected it was shit.
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I'm on a roll...Weezer.
'Wooo-wee-oooh I feel just like Buddy Holly'
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Paul Simon - Diamonds on the soles of her shoes"and I can say oooo-oooo-ooo as if everybody here would know exactly what I was talking about"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:35,
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Ah you buggerI thought about that but thought it had to be "woooooh" not "ooooooooh".
You ought to get his Esential album on whilst drinking booze (or in your case burning the fireweed) in the bath. It fucking rules and you can harmonize with him really well.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:36,
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doesn't ruleor doesn't have to go wooo?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:39,
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Doesn't rule. At all.Doesn't even rule a small, perstilence-ridden village in Gabon.
Which, incidentally is where he nicked the melodies for his zenith of embarrassing white person music, 'Arseland'.'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:42,
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I love gracelandand I'm going to have a little cry because you don't
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:42,
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It's one of the most cringe-inducing LPs EVER.'World Music' is utterly fucking bent. Peter 'Gay'briel likes it. QED.
EDIT so does Andy 'banned from the Isle of Man' Kershaw.
EDIT Fela Kuti is good - and some of the stuff Ginger Baker got up to with Tony Allen in Africa is stunning, look on YouTube. That's how to fuse African music with Western rock. Not with some fucking twee little nose-flute bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:44,
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I don't consider it world musicthere are some great moments of instrumentalism in it (guitar riff from diamonds on the soles of her shoes for example)
and I like his voice. it soothes me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:47,
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And is that a squeezebox on That Was Your Mother?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:52,
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Don't mess with Peter GabrielMy mum'll find you and kick you head clean off!
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He's shit. Really, really shit.He was shit in Genesis, who were shit. His attempts to distract people from how weedy and shit they were by wearing wacky costumes failed utterly.
Then he did some solo stuff, which was shit.
Then he got involved in 'world music' and the WOMAD festival, both of which are shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:58,
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Benderand he should be choked for crimes against humanity for his breakthrough track, 'Sledgebummer'. As it rode on the crest of a wave of goodwill purely because of the 'modern and wacky' video. Which was made by the guys who done Morph, incidentally.
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HE WAS IN GENESIS FOR FUCKS SAKE!.Guilty. Hang the flower-faced shite.
Edit - the Sledgahmmer video was a big rip off of Talking Heads.
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honourable mention goes to Massive Attackwho managed to make a not shit version of Games without frontiers, which actually featured Gabriel on vocals
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:09,
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A man walks down the street says why am I short of attention?Got a short little span of attention
Whoooh my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here? Who'll be my role model, after my role model is gone, gone?
You can't not like Call Me Al - its ruddy bloody bombastic! :D
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I am, actually. Fair cop guv.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:59,
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You need to listen to it more you cuntIt isn't WORLD MUSIC!!
it's Paul fucking Simon and would you say Call Me Al was world music?? It's trumpets and badoobadumbedoo bass!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:49,
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Yes it is.It's got the twee little nose flute bollocks I referred to above running through it like a stick of cod-African rock.
All it needs is Youssou N fucking Dour on it and it will be the shittest load of old cock of all time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:50,
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normally that would make it good.The fact that it doesn't is a testament to how shit it is.
Am I the only person who thinks it's really, really twee? It's the sort of thing trendy geography teachers play at dinner parties.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:02,
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it does have that immediate gimp appealbut deeper than that, it has some really good music.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:08,
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You may be entirely right...but I'll never know. I get embarrassed just thinking about the cover.
Today I took delivery of 'Legendary Sun Performers: Billy Lee Riley'. Now that i am excitied about hearing. Raucous rockabilly from the dawn of rock'n'roll. Smashing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:10,
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You have to get over this "popular = bad" thing you haveIt's not ground breaking in terms of world music, but it's a good album, it has not one song on it that you can't cheerfully sing along to.
I admit that essentially makes it the Coldplay of it's time, but the fact is, it came out a long time ago and therefore wasn't lauded as the greatest thing ever by Joe Whiley and other gormless cunts, and hence doesn't have that stigma attached to it.
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I see where you are coming frombut it is better than that.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:10,
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I really like itit has a special place in my heart, and it is relatively unique in terms of fusing african style musicianship with western folky harmony stuff.
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I don't have a 'popular=bad' problem.My all time favourite artist is Jimi Hendrix - hardly obscure.... Led Zep sold in their millions in the 70s and still do. I love Little Richard more than almost anything, he's not unheard of by anyone is he?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:13,
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How old do you think Paul Simon is?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:16,
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Should have died in 72 and saved us years of tormentCunt
Simon that is - not you Monty.
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make that '62 and I'm 100% with you mate(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:29,
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Fair point.On a lighter note I can do an uncanny impersonation of Art Garfunkel using my genitals.
I need a few absinthes first.
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remind me never to go out drinking with you.....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:35,
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Immigrant Song!(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:39,
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The Ocean.EDIT 'D'yer Make'r' has some top 'whooah-ing' and all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:39,
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you're right thereoh oh oh-oh ugh-ooohh you don't have to go woah oh oh ugh-oh
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 11:42,
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100% agreed. It's utterly bent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:14,
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Great song, great band.September Gurls by Big Star.
"Oh when she makes love with me...woooo-oooh-weeeeeeeee"
Edit - The Bangles version was pretty good too.
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Susannah Hoffswould get it unto death, just as soon as I've finished with Betty Boo.
I can only imagine how excited this news must make her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 12:44,
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where's the Sidney James picture?Get with it, man!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:02,
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