I dreamt I snogged Eddie Izzard last night. It was lovely.
But he left me.

They always leave me in the end.


Which famous person have you snogged in a dream?
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:55, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ally Sheedy
But it was a long time ago. :-(
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Samantha Janus
not particularly famous I guess. This was many years ago when she was in Game On.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I used to think she was hot
but now she looks like a coked-up meerkat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

totally agree
saw a glimpse of Eastenders the other day, her, barbara windsor and daniella westbrook all in one room. fucking hanging
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

And the other one
The really rough one who looks like she'd shrow her own shit at you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Big Mo?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Oh yeah her too!
I mean the other Mitchell girl.
The only good looking girl is not of age yet. But I have my eye on her. I wasn't wrong about Calvin Goldspink from S Club Juniors.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I have no idea who you are talking about
other than that glimpse, I haven't seen an episode of Benders for a couple of years I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:37, Reply)

They shout and cry and have odd faces
and say arse and ourram a lot,
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:41, Reply)

What, S Club Juniors?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Now that I WOULD like to see.
Had they hanged themselves, or were they victims of a public-spirited serial killer?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:40, Reply)

hahaha
I wish that were it

hanging = a particular type of ugly in my lexicon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:44, Reply)

And mine.
Also usable in place of 'disgustingly hungover'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:45, Reply)

precisely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Ioan Gruffudd
In the snow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:10, Reply)

is that a euphemism?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Yes.
Yes it is.
Everybody knows 'snow' really means perineum.
*tuts*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

It's like the Sean Connery 'Petula Clark' story
Sadly debunked as an urban myth but an all time favourite nonetheless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I wasn't aware that it had been debunked
doesn't surprise me though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I'd debunk her!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Ralf Schumacher
so I've obviously never been an overacheiver.

But it was in a helicopter! That's got to count for something.
(katfink, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Lurker of the week right here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Is there a prize for that?
I really think there should be. Having to admit you've dream-kissed a Schumacher is bad enough, let alone that outing you as a lurker.
(katfink, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Yes.
You get bummed to death by Noel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You get to call Al a cunt.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Hehe
Helicopters FTW!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:26, Reply)

John Prescott.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Ooo! chubby chaser.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I've also snogged with Eddie Murphy behind a bush.
I must have a thing about Eddies.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Eddie Large must have a shit-eating grin.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Nah
He just eats the shit and scowls, the fat scat twat.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:24, Reply)

It's too early to declare POTD but you're on the shortlist for definite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

An Eddie in the hand is worth two behind a bush

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Hello gorgeous

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:23, Reply)

you sir
are a fucking genius!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Awww
I'm sure he had a good reason, maybe he needed to go for a run and then he was coming straight back, but you woke up... so really you left him and he's in dreamworld right now sobbing away!

Oh, morning and all that jazz!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Mornin you!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:25, Reply)

How goes it?
I've been in the office for a bit as its farking snowing again so I had to leave the house early - DiT on the other hand is working from home so is probably still tucked up in bed, the little poop.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:28, Reply)

'Working' from home
You know he's going to be messing with the wires so that the Sky man has to come out again!

I'm alright chick, starting to plan my layer for the short slide to work. I'll be ok as I am in possession of the Family Parka.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'd like to think so : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Well I'm going to go out on a limb and
say that I'm 86% sure that's what really happened! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm going to expose my ignorance here
but who is Eddie Izzard?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:29, Reply)

A dismally unfunny comedian
and terrible actor whose claim to fame is simply that he occasionally dresses as a woman. Incroyable.

EDIT: his other special skill is that he is dyslexic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:30, Reply)

naa, he's done some good stuff
couple of his standup vids are worth a watch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

You don't like him?
How surprising!
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:32, Reply)

A more self-indulgent tosser you would be hard pushed to find
Doing a routine in France in schoolboy French?

It's not often I feel sorry for our Gallic cousins but fuck me that must have been terrible. The whole things smacks of a ghastly Dave Gorman-esque self-promoting but utterly dismal 'funny idea'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I don't find Eddie Izzard that funny, to be honest
But I do like Dave Gorman.

Edit - and I actually quite like the French too. Must be the auld alliance.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm sure you could find one. *laughs*
To be honest I don't find him that funny, I just have a thing for men in drag.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:41, Reply)

So do I.
The 'thing' I have is called 'pity'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:44, Reply)

pity a claw-hammer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:47, Reply)

*shrugs*
Different strokes for different folks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:48, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:51, Reply)

*faints*
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:30, Reply)

cross-dressing comedian
he's rather funny. I think you'd like his stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

He's a cross-dressing
British stand up comedian, who ran a silly number of marathons in about 7 weeks last year for charity.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:31, Reply)

By the way
are you melting? It even made the news here that southern Australia is very hot just now.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I was on Monday,
it was 44 degrees. Today was a much cooler 21 degrees. Yesterday it was 16 degrees, hailing, and with thunderstorms. Crazy weather.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Unlike here
where last week it was about -12°C here overnight, but now it's not even frosty at night and it's a balmy 4°C during the day. Most of the snow's melted now, although there's still some inland. And down in England they've had more overnight.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:40, Reply)

there was snow causing 7 hour delays just outside Exeter last night
whereas just a few miles away we had non-stop fucking cold rain. delightful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:44, Reply)

that is mental.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

not as mental as 44 fucking degrees
and you have the temerity to call your country civilised....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:46, Reply)

It's mental either way
With cold weather it's difficult to get around in the snow, you have to dress like a fucking Eskimo to go to the corner shop, pipes freeze and all that sort of stuff.

But if it's too hot, there's a limit to how little you can wear (either physically or for social acceptability reasons) and then you have water shortages and all.

We're never happy!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:53, Reply)

A superb stand up comedian
Ignore Monty, he clearly has no clue

*ducks face punch*

My favourite Eddie stand up is here (and I uploaded it!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:34, Reply)

You trannies have to stick together, I suppose.
*delivers bollock-punch*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Cruel!
...but probably accurate!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Chris Shiflett
hijacked one of my dreams once. I was kissing him but even though it was a dream I still remember wondering where Dave Grohl was!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:50, Reply)

HARLOT!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Dreamt I was raped by Buffy once.
I kid tee not. There were blue-skinned aliens and snowmobiles involved. This was about eight years ago and I only remember it so vividly because I told my housemate about it the next day. That very evening we had some young ladies back at the house. He told them both about my dream. Bastard.
(barnaby_kettleworth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I once dreamt
that Sarah Michelle Geller was an Estate Agent trying to sell me a house. She told me that Fred Durst used to live in it as if that was supposed to impress me!
(MyFakeName, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Hattie Jacques
Therapy is a wonderful thing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, Reply)