What's going on over here then?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:11, 124 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it appears to be some sort of asylum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:12, Reply)

It would seem so.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:13, Reply)

*runs around screaming and putting food down her knickers*
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:15, Reply)

cor

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Disgusting child.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:18, Reply)

i've got something 'edible' you can put 'down there'
am I doing this right?
( Malaka omdz, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:23, Reply)

GET OUT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I'm just crazy enough to accept your offer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:25, Reply)

wow, are you my internet girflriend now?
lets get married on WoW
( Malaka omdz, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

Ew!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:28, Reply)

OH JESUS CHRIST SHE ACTUALLY SWALLOWED IT ! THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ! OH SHIT ! TAKE US BOTH TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW.
I've got good news and bad news for you, malaka, although we managed to get her stomach pumped and extracted your detatched penis, I'm afraid the ordaly that empties the machine already threw it in the bin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:46, Reply)

i like breasts
 
( broadsword, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:15, Reply)

You like breasts?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:17, Reply)

he likes breasts

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:18, Reply)

NO WAY!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:18, Reply)

WAI

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:19, Reply)

*boggles mind*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

I NO

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)

*flashes frups*

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:18, Reply)

HOLY SHIT JESUS SWEET MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST YES
i like breasts
( broadsword, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)

you like BREASTS?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I LIKE BREASTS

( broadsword, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:29, Reply)

I like big baps and I cannot lie
no other white-boy can deny
( Malaka omdz, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:33, Reply)

I like vests

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:19, Reply)

it's like talk,
only better.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:18, Reply)

what can be better than /talk, SSGEE?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:19, Reply)

doing a poo in your pants?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

you doing a poo in my pants?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

all up your bum and that.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:23, Reply)

hur hur hur hur you said bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:23, Reply)

If you want to be in our gang, give us all your sweeties.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

i'm taking over the gang sunshine.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:22, Reply)

That's what you think.
For I am manwoman and in charge over here.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:23, Reply)

he's going to set fire to your shed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I don't have a shed.
I have a cellar.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:26, Reply)

oh really
I know your sort, you cellar people.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Scared now, aren't you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:33, Reply)

yes, Josef

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:34, Reply)

She is you know.
I get to keep my sweets! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:25, Reply)

alright katy hysteria

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:19, Reply)

alright Kristine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

alllllllllllllllllright mr horrible

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

how YOU doin'?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:20, Reply)

fucking superb, and your fantastic self?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I am rather splendid thank you
apart from the snow and a cold.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:25, Reply)

ugh snow
ugh cold

lets move to hawaii
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

ok

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

alright kristine
I'm going to start reading that "Breaking Dawn" book soon.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:21, Reply)

You read books?
We like books on OT.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:22, Reply)

do twilight books really count as reading books?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:29, Reply)

i am reading this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatland
it is well geeky innit maths like.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:30, Reply)

*brain asplodes*
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:32, Reply)

i've downloaded the film for afterwards
i am interested as to how you can make a film about a 2 dimensional world, but i guess you just watch it from a third dimension.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I'm reading this
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/w/h-g-wells/sleeper-awakes.htm

not impressed so far, haven't been any breasts :(
( broadsword, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:38, Reply)

h g wells only did one or two decent books,
neither of which i have read.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Might I suggest this.
www.amazon.co.uk/Big-Book-Breasts-Dian-Hanson/dp/3822833037/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263411748&sr=1-1
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:42, Reply)

totally getting that for my brother's birthday.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

HOLY SHIT

( broadsword, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

sounds good
is it in the public domain?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I've read it
It's crap. Best bit about it is its very short. I won't spoil the end for you though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Not in my world!
All my friends are doing it though. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:31, Reply)

No, I read the Twilight Saga.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:29, Reply)

yes!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:30, Reply)

haha, you girl

( Malaka omdz, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Yeah, I know.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:38, Reply)

oooooooooooooh breaking dawn is WELL good
have you heard of "midnight sun" yet?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Yeah, when's she gonna get round to that one?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:29, Reply)

i thought they used a computer to churn them out.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Nah! they use vampire monkeys on speed.
Or is it white punks on dope.

I can never remember.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:33, Reply)

dunno, she's apparently got around 11 chapters done and it's over 300 pages already
working on it between editing other stuff, the first chapters up on her website
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I saw the first chapter.
Not going to read it yet, want to finish Breaking Dawn first.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:37, Reply)

it's just edward's version of twilight, not anything you don't already know...well other than his perspective of course...
still it's pretty good...darker than twilight I think
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Actually, what's her other book like?
The one that isn't Twilight. I forget the title.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:40, Reply)

my guess:
badly written
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:41, Reply)

host
which I have not read
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Damn.
I'm tempted to get it, because it's only £4 or so off amazon.co.uk
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

It's pretty good actually
None of the characters are quite as whiney as those in Twilight and the like
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I dunno.
I ask for dirty texts and get vilified.

Kristine reads Twilight books and not so much as a Captain Picard.

Snot fair : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:39, Reply)

trust me,
i am in constant despair about the mere fact that the twilight thing exists, let alone is popular.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:41, Reply)

set someone's shed on fire
you'll feel much better
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:41, Reply)

This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I can't imagine why you wouldn't get bullied for that
plus plenty of people who post here have read twilight whether they admit it or not
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:41, Reply)

did it not strike you that it was badly written and
well
shit?
i guess it is good if you are not a big reader and that. you know. thick.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

oh shut up

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:45, Reply)

pfft

( broadsword, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:55, Reply)

i am sorry for your lots

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Maybe it's because some people are idiots?
Just guessing of course.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

It's because I like Twilight, innit.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I made it throoooough the snow
and got myself some vino
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I think I shall do this myself

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:39, Reply)

It's only because I was passing the offie, right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I am going to pass an offie also

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Well as you're passing...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

yes, yes, I will get that scat porn you've been on about

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:45, Reply)

It wasn't SCAT porn

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:47, Reply)

oh, ok, Cat porn

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

More like it :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:55, Reply)

You're a brave soldier and no mistake.
*pins medal*
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:40, Reply)

*Muttley laugh*
Give my love to Biscuit. I see something of myself in her...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

She has your nose.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I know!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:47, Reply)

how do you
smell?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Like butter and booze

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:04, Reply)

You know how you wanted an hairloom type thing, to leave for the grandchildren..... well, THIS is one that I want
www.engadget.com/2010/01/11/oled-becomes-art-your-bank-account-becomes-empty-video/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Hehe
You've got the vino! Most important!

DiT appears to be watching Steven Segal on the telly in some sort of cop programme!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I think he's been watching that on a continuous loop
since the Sky man rejected his advances
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Its possible... I'd hope I'd have noticed constant Segal on the telly though..?
Haha don't mention Sky at the moment, he's still really pissed off with them! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Oh bloody hell,
I haven't shut up about them all day.
I hope he doesn't stab me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Hahaha
I'm sure he won't stab you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I might though.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Eeeep!
On that cheery note I'm off to have my tea! Hurrah!

See ya pals!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Later dude!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

*holds up serving tray as a shield*
*realises it's a foil one from Asda*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Well...
Not a funny one.

Throughout my childhood, the only male member of my father's side of the family who didn't "have a go at me" was my father. From the age of 18 months, Uncle Thomas was caught having a fiddle inside my nappy. I remember at around four years old asking, "Mammy, why does Uncle George do nasty kisses?"
"What do you mean pet?"
"I don't like his kisses, they're all wet and he puts his tongue inside my mouth."

And so it went on. Never any nakedness or penetration, just inappropriate fondling. Constantly being told how gorgeous I was by my grandad, as he slipped £5 inside my skirt.
"Didn't you get a birthday card from uncletony this year?" my mother asked.
"Er, no. Maybe it got lost in the post?" I suggested. I had received his card - a picture of a woman wearing a wet vest, complete with sticky-out raspberries. It read, "To Sexpot, from Stinky". I was 11 or 12, and far too embarassed to put this one on display with the other cards. He was by far the worst. Every Christmas he'd buy me extortionately expensive gifts. Buying my silence. Etc.

So I grew up believing that was my purpose in life. There were frequently other adults around, none of whom seemed to react or notice anything amiss. "It must be ok then", thought my innocent little mind. "I don't like it, but none of the grown-ups ever say anything."

At 8 years old I developed alopecia. My GP diagnosed me with depression. However, my mother was discouraged from seeking any treatment for me as "it would remain on my medical and school records permanently". To say she still feels guilty about that is an understatement.

I took an overdose at 10 years old (24 paracetamol washed down with 2 litres of cider) to no avail. From 14, I began drinking really heavily, getting shitfaced to the point of oblivion. When I lost my virginity to rape 2 weeks after my 16th birthday, it wasn't any big deal - it was par for the course.

I left home at 18 to begin my nurse training. Then began my promiscuity in earnest. So absent was my self esteem, and so desperate I was for affection, I'd hop in the sack with any bloke. It was worth enduring the filth of sex to get a cuddle afterwards.


Then I found DG. Or he found me. We didn't sleep together for 4 weeks. We shared a bed, just cuddling all night. He respected me. He didn't just want sex. He wanted to know me, was interested in who I was. The more he knew, he still stuck around; accepting and respecting me regardless.

Here we are, almost 6 years later. He knows every nook and cranny of my darkness, knows all the vile things I've done over the years. And he's still here; accepting, respecting and loving me regardless. He makes me feel it's ok to be me. I'm not a bad person; I'm not dirty, contaminated goods. I'm ok. Although I am too ugly for my dad to fuck.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:50, Reply)

poor Balders

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Prick!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

ah, you know him

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Prick!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:55, Reply)

CUNT!

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:14, Reply)

ETC!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:04, Reply)

would you like
a cup of tea?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:51, Reply)

no

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I, er, no.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:53, Reply)

I think i'll just have more wine luv ta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:00, Reply)