wa wa wa
You lot are very moany today.

Lets have a happy hour where we all shit rainbows and vomit fluff. Maybe remember our favourite b3ta moments.

I liked when we had meat puppet day and we all got banned
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:20, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I remember when i first arrived, there was a big fight
and I thought it was real, so I handed out vol-au-vents and hid in the kitchen
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Did it involve Bert?
I remember that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I liked it when a spent two weeks kidnapped by Police Dog with ransom notes.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I also enjoyed all
wormulus chin related comments
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:26, Reply)

It does look like a play doh filled stocking

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I really liked that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I go through a lot to entertain this place sometimes.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Me too Deege, me too.
It's a curse being slightly retarded, and knowing that it's funny, and wanting to cher it with the world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I know it was only last week
But this is one of the best things I've ever seen on b3ta



Gonz, I applaud you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:24, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:25, Reply)

That still makes weep helpless tears of laughter.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Here we go . . .
Fluffiness





Rainbows my have to wait while I find my camera . . .
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:25, Reply)

The 'I like breasts' day was good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Shuurely
everyday is "I like breasts" day?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Ditto.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Is it time for a breast subthread?
How are your breasts today?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

They're at home on the sofa.
The missues only works Monday - Wednesday
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Part timer scum!
But on the plus side I guess that means I can come bug her on the Friday before her bash :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Hell, yeah.
She'd like that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Bugger.
I have to go into a meeting and work at my other office where b3ta is blocked.

Ah well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:39, Reply)

jammy cow

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I am in love
with the world
With its fires and its seas and its pain
I am in love with the world
As it spins round my soul again

I fell in love with the world
When it gave me a place to be
You cannot fall out of love
With your world shining through
Let your world fall in love with you

You think you're lost to the world
With your life lived in shadows of fear
Days lost without you too long
No-one close no-one kind no-one near

You try to hide when your world dies inside
Never fade away
Dreams turn to stars so you don't
Lose the end of your day
Let your world fall in love with you

I felt your feelings before
And the world tried to pull me through
Through all its time and its space
It is speaking to you

I fell in love with the world
When it gave me a place to be
You cannot fall out of love
With your world shining through
Let your world fall in love with you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I like reading about flouncing
So going by that Wormulus is probably my favourite.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I like it when /talk get all uppity about something and come and invade us.
Reminds me of when I lived in Poland.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPsfWUZQH80
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)