I don't trust men who say they like cunnilingus.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You just molest them in an underground pub?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

i'm not that arsed about it.
but it was something in the phrasing I thought deserved 'props'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 13:58, Reply)

why not?
it's not the act itself, rather the ability to give someone a load of pleasure. what's not to like?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:00, Reply)

It's what you called it.
I mean, it would be much better, to be in a crowded up with a load of mates, telling off jokes, and when you and a couple of others are outside having a fag, you tell off another joke about it, all while looking at her, then move in to whisper her ear while she's still smiling from the last joke "I could go down on you for an hour, or soo, or watch the day fade away.", then pull your face away from here ear, give another wink, and then continue telling jokes outside while smoking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Oh god, I'm actually, genuinly, creepy.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Honestly, it used to bore me to tears
And sometimes I'd wake up with a sore neck.
Or maybe I was just crap at it.
EDIT, I mean wake up the day after, I never fell asleep going down on anyone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Haha, how bad would it be to do that?
Then again, I suppose snoring would make your head vibrate a bit...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:09, Reply)

...and she'll never know a thinnnnggg...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:10, Reply)

She might catch on when you bung on Can't Cook Won't Cook, and ask her to possition herself so you can see it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

My mate used to watch Matlock while he was 'with' his lady

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:21, Reply)

What a lathario !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Turns out he was gay

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:31, Reply)

If he found out just after his relations with her, that would be double-gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:39, Reply)

He did

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Ouch
that is never good. However often you reassure them, a part of them will always believe that they turned you gay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

^This
I much preferred scissoring.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I preferred fingering
And 'imagining it was a bloke' towards the end...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Haha!
You really were a crap lesbian.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I was
No wonder she left me for a big fat emo
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Fair enough
Can't help but love 69ing though!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:20, Reply)

you're obviously selfish
;-)

it can suck when it goes on a long time and you end up with an aching jaw and tongue, but you just need to be good at it, and then that doesn't happen often
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'm not selfish! I was just a crap lesbian.
I get better results and less tiredness doing it to men.
Haha you said 'suck'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

it does help
if you prefer girls :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Haha I thought I did!
But I was just scared of boys.
Now I'm scared of lesbians.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:30, Reply)

^This
Although I managed to get through two lesbian relationships before I realised it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Aw man...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It was fun
while it lasted I'm sure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Both of mine were fun at the beginning
then rapidly turned all 'mental lesbian'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

mental lesbians
are scarier than anything. All the pissed off rage of a girl, plus often extreme vegetarianism and pacifist tendancies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

hahaha
and self-harming. Bless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

If you find a Conservative lesbian though
best thing ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh realleh..?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Yes
they're usually hot, they're out and all the things one typically associates with lesbians- vegetarian, pacifist, man-hating etc, is nullified in them by the fact that they're Conservative
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I think you're swapping one set of probs for another there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

How?!
Oh you mean the Conservative thing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Well I certainly don't regret them : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I guess there are just other things I prefer more.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:18, Reply)

It sounds so clinqual to me, calling it that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Twat tongue fucking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:06, Reply)

but it enabled that joke in one of the Brosnan films
"you always were a cunning linguist James..."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 14:13, Reply)