Buy it.
You'll end up being one of the mongs on the Ocean Finance adverts before the year is out.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

might get to meet Vorderman
that's got to be worth financially crippling yourself for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'd like to punch her detoxed tits.
Intelligent? Not fucking true.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'd still bang her though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:48, Reply)

*sighs*
Men are usually so much more discerning than this.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

that's a lie and you know it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

YES I KNOW

( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm still waiting for a text...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

My boobs are resting at the moment.
You'll just have to wait.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm with Clendrix on this
I would much rather punch her tits than fuck her. Possibly throw her down some stairs as well.....an upwards escalator, so she is delivered back at my feet, bloodied and concussed, then down she goes again.

"Multiply the amount of stairs you've fallen down by the number teeth you have left. You have 30 seconds, starting from.....NOW"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

giving her a sound rogering
and a thorough beating are not mutually exclusive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:54, Reply)

No physical beating can match
the mental scars of doing a Spiderman
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

and an angry pirate/dragon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I know the pirate
I'll have to look up the dragon
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

The Viz this month has informed of the existence of "The Fonz".
Two thumbs up, and an enthusiastic "EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I liked the recent calendar with all the front covers ever
I've got all of them bar about half a dozen missing issues since 1997 :D
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:08, Reply)

That's fucking GREAT
Is it worth buying still, for gems like this, or is it overall too shit to bother these days?

They'll never scale the fabulous heights of 'Clag-Gone' again, I fear...
northernlad.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/claggone.jpg
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)

It can be hit and miss.
I always get the annual for Christmas though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'm old, so I remember some of the earlier versions.
However, I've started reading them again recently and there are still some good bits.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

My father introduced my brother and me to Viz
when it was still practically a student mag - he went to a dinner party hosted by a colleague whose previous job was at Newcastle University so we were in on the ground floor.

My father could not believe the likes of Buster Gonad et al and actually woke us from our beds in the middle of the night to show us, bless him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Hit & Miss agreed
I really don't like the new* artist who does random about historical figures put in a modern context wanting to do something immature. There's still Modern Parents, Roger Mellie, Jack Black every now and then which makes it all worthwhile.

And the Drunken Bakers have me in tears.

*he's been there a few years now.
( djtrialprice, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Jack Black is the bollocks.
The one where he stayed at Aunt Meg's brothel had me in bits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

His one about Alexander Graham Bell
wiping his nob on all the scientific equipment was quite funny, but you're right, they're unreliable.

However, I didn't see it myself, but was reliably informed that The Bottom Inspectors might be making a comeback...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Ah, I like the cut of your jib, young man.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:58, Reply)

He's thinking outside the box

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

He might even have enough money left over for a holiday

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:46, Reply)

He might!
And we'd get to see his dreadful living room furniture.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

*Signs life and family away. And house*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I'll buy Sweary Junior.
He's all of the aceness.
I can play Scrabble with him.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Dont forget to put all your spare gold in an envelope and send it to "twats for gold"
because we all have piles of spare gold lying round
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Oh are you kidding me
I'm always falling over my spare gold piles in the kitchen and the living room, I've skinned my knees hundreds of time!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:52, Reply)

send it off
you could get £400!!!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Don't forget your old, unloved mobile 'phone either!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Oh that's long gone
I kicked that to the kerb years ago in exchange for a cheque for £55! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh gawd, I forgot those
what next; "Send us the deeds to your house in the pre-paid envelope, you could receive MONEY"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:03, Reply)

send us the
rights to your soul and you could get ££££s
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Ha!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)

*gasps*
You mean all this old gold could actually be worth something?

*slaps face*

Well I never. I could buy a new car or go on holiday.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Sell the Lizzie Duke, Flim!
Take DiT to Bognor with the cash!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Fuck Bognor
I'm off to Hunstanton! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:10, Reply)