Bus. Ride. Of. Hell.
I got on the bus and somehow ended up between 3 babys in 2 prams (when I moved on a bit to let them into the 'pram' area, someone wouldn't move, so I had to move into the pram area, and got stuck between two of them).

It was a array of ethnicity between them, with the only common link being the mother who even _I_ at 26, would say is to young for me to date*. I was all "Ok, cute babys, try not to show that you're LOLMENTALing at the moment, have a little smile, think of them as like dogs, you love dogs" to myself.

But then they start playing with my coat, one of them drops something so I pick it up and hand it to the mother. I don't say anything, just keep on listening to the Dizzee Rascal, smile and nod, and for god's sake, do not say anything.

So, almost time for me to get off the bus now, and I smile to the mother and say "Cute kids...", I was being friendly, making some conversation, but all I got back from that was the dirtest looks (I think she would have called them 'evils', back in the day). Next stop, one before mine, I get off, but I have to get her to move to the side, "excuse me" I mumble, and she steps back and I get off.

And now here I am, telling all you lot this.

* A little insight into The Mind of Gonz there: That's how I judge age of women, if I think they're to young/old for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:01, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what a miserable cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:07, Reply)

She should have got some Pinot in her

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:29, Reply)

SHIT!
*goes to the shop and cannot believe the fucking oversight*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)

GO GO GO

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Know what Rosita, I'll just have port
and Failey's, and Jack and Jim if I darn well have to.
I ain't going to great lengths for Pinot no moar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:05, Reply)

I have Chardonnay
It's doing me nicely :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Not fussy on that
And I'm getting into Sauvignon Blanc as well.
I'm making my tea roaring along to Patsy Cline.
Who needs wine??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I'm being unnecessarily cultural
with Madame Butterfly. Trying to see what the ladyfriend is about. She likes her opera. It's really rather good.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:32, Reply)

That was the first opera my nana ever took me to when I was little
It was so sad. I remember thinking "Wow, I'm crying like my mum when she watches a sad film!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:36, Reply)

It is sad, and very pretty.
It was a little like a cultural exchange. I played her some Circle of Dead Children but she wasn't impressed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Don't be contaminating her tastes!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Har har har
tastesbuds. :D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Duh-ee bah-sturd

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:05, Reply)

HTML fail :(
*bangs back of hands together*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:06, Reply)

i think we could all benefit from a bit of pinot myself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:45, Reply)

gross

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:48, Reply)

it's spelt penis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:00, Reply)

not fucking likely

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I turned down some peeno yesterday by pretending to be deaf and incredibly distracted

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:42, Reply)

im not even getting to turn it down this month :(((((
i was virtually swimming in stalkers last year
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:44, Reply)

You wait til Chinese New Year
You'll have to wear an apron...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:55, Reply)

by commenting on their children and seeing whether or not they give you dirty looks?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Got it in one Sista

(Bazongaloid, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:29, Reply)

nigga whaaaat

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:40, Reply)

You have terrible luck
Make sure you have no dried flowers in your house
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Poor you!
Say something nice to people and see where you get.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 18:50, Reply)

That's a smashing blouse you're wearing.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Fuck off you cunt!
See?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:43, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I caught a bus once
nothing of any note happened to me either.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Kettle/pot interface.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:11, Reply)

I got on a bus once
then some other people got on. Then I got off the bus.

The next instalment is equally rivetting.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:39, Reply)