I got accidently drunk again last night : (
I feel like shit and I think I may have made a lewd gesture at the young barman when he accidently flashed his belly.

It's a lovely day and I feel too shitty to go out.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 14:01, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you slip and land mouth first in a pool of booze?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Go out anyway.
You'll feel better for some fresh air.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 14:34, Reply)

it's cold outside
I'd stay in if I were you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I got purposely drunk
Need to knock it on the head for a bit though, my belly's not getting any smaller.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Mumford and Sons are the best band to listen to when inside in the warmth looking out over a snowy industrial estate.
I'm not sure this was their intention, but it works

This is much better than going outside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)

What gesture did you make?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I can't remember.
All I can remember is the fear in his eyes.
( girlinthehole, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I got more drunk than I meant to
I went out for dinner at my local Greek resturant and had about a bottle and a half of Retsina followed by some dancing and a lot of Gin and Tonics.

Suprisingly I didn't feel too bad this morning, or at least well enough to go out again tonight! ;-)
(bill, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Madam,
We've all been there....the attractive young barman....he shows his body...

Happened to me about three years ago - attractive young chap in a pub...had a lovely celtic tattoo that went up over his shoulder - I insisted he took his t-shirt off.

I think he was *almost* young enough to be my son - had become pregnant as soon as I began menstruating.

He too looked at me with fear in his eyes - I like to think it was mad lust, but if I'm honest I know that was the look of FEAR.

Chocolate is good for a hangover.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Crowd of chav slags in the smoking shelter last night
late-teens, filthy mouthed, WKDs in hand. One of them is shouting "I going university!!" over and over.

I'm standing in the corner having a quiet cig when my drunken mind makes my eyes give them a good scoping over to see if they are fanciable. My eyes rest on one girl with massive breasts. She stares at me with the force of a jugganaut and I retreat inside hastily.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 21:23, Reply)