Did I miss 'owt?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I saw a shit play
Chomp's got earache, DG's bored.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

...and I'm HEALTHY!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Oh yeah
Monty's healthy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

That IS news

i am also bored and in need of curry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

At 12:05
you may only eat cold curry
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Ooh a curry sounds yummy.
Hard to justify at lunchtime.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Not if it's cold

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Are you skint and out of drugs?
In that case, send your gold to me and I will turn it into cash!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Not so much bored
as pissed off at the levels of incompetence that surround me.

Normal service will be resumed shortly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Surely this is a very normal way to think about your colleages

Everyone is rubbish, but me*

*may contain traces of lies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Nah.
When I have to repeatedly say to my project coordinators (two people) things like "the applicant hasn't supplied three quotes for the work, in line with the rules" or, "they've got their finances in the wrong year and they don't add up" every time an application is submitted, then I'm afraid I'm surrounded by incompetence.

The odd mistake I can handle - human nature and all that. But every fucking time?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I completely admit that I am totally incompetent
and show a staggering lack of interest in my profession.

But I turn up on time every day, which is more than some of my more competent colleagues do, so I get away with it (for now).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I turn up late and arse about
But sometimes I really get a shift on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah, but women get away with murder in the workplace
*prepares to receive kicking for sexist comment*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Everyone gets away with murder here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

But then again
you are all professional assassins
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Shush dude!!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Whoops, my bad
please dont kill me *looks down at laser dot on chest*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

If I put the laser dot on your chest
My cat would have ripped out your heart before I realised the error
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Nah, my chicken would see him off
she's chased off my neighbours cat who kills adult rabbits for shits'n'giggles.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

She would not
He's become schizophrenic like Ronnie, and it has given him superstrength.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Speaking of which (sort of)
..the chap who plays Dexter has cancer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oh man, first he's born ginger
and now this
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

You'd have to think he is a tad more upset about the cancer though....
Chemo is much more painful than applying Clairol.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)