Prawn - cockroach of the sea
I've always liked brussel sprouts, have come to like broccoli, am on the fence about olives and don't care for cauliflower.

I HATE rhubarb.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't like rhubarb
But my landlady made rhubarb and ginger jam and it was beautiful.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)

*face turns inside out just thinking about it*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:31, Reply)

apple and rhubarb crumble
droooools
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

My parents had a fruit cage
and extensive veg beds, as well as several apple and pear trees - I used to whinge about 'sour English fruits' as a boy but I am coming around to gooseberries, rhubarb etc. My mother had a whole separate chest freezer for her garden produce, fucking hundreds of Kilner jars full of pickled and preserved fruit and veg.....and then there was the pickles & jams cupboard, which without exaggeration would usually house 50+ jars of each.

It was a bit much, to be honest.

Apart from celery and the marzipan/licquorice family I like pretty much everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Did they have particularly vicious fruit?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Not really, although our garden did have a military theme of sorts
Our garage was originally stables, and there were arrowslits in the walls. It was pretty fucking ace now I come to think of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

You are prince Edward
AICMFP
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Is this an oblique way of calling me a shirter?
It had better not be old boy. I have swords, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Swordssssssss
You can't just have one can you?

Anyway I have a battle axe. It just needs a handle.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

*offers penis*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

*declines*
Unless its 2 feet long and made of Ash.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

50% there

After a horrfic threshing machine accident a kindly carpenter called Jepeto took me and rebuilt me as the son he never had...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Does it get longer if you lie?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Bend over and ask me if I'm a millionaire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I have the sword
worn by one of my antecedents to the coronation of George V. My father aoplogised to me when he gave it to me, because the blade is a little bent - from beating his younger brother round the head with it, he said.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I feel that if I ever met you
I should tug my forelock.

Except I don't have one. Will a curtsey do?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You sound posh Monty.
Will you knight me? Not in a shirty way obviously.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

The poshness has rather fizzled out, unfortunately.
My father was born into a minor stately home in the Scottish borders with servants etc, and his mother's family used to co-own Pringle - but all that has translated into precisely fuck all in real terms.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Did you get free Pringles then?
That would have been WIN.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

The golfwear company, you spanner

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I knew what you meant
Was your grandad mates with Lenny Bennett and Jimmy Tarbuck?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Certainly not!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You protest too much
I knew you were part of the light entertainment hierarchy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I'm not!
Ask Barry Cryer.

I did find it amusing that Alan Partridge's 'peephole Pringle' was part of my family's legacy, I must admit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I did think that
but I've decided not to elicit sordidness for a whole hour
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I hate celery, marzipan and liquorice
And love jams and chutneys.
I reckon I'm the bastard kid your mum had when she had an affair with a commoner.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Marizpan is soooo good

Chutney is also good, chutney ferrets less so.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Are you my brother?

My Mum was exactly the same fruit cage, apple trees, peach tree, pears etc, they moved after 37 years in the same house, and some of the stuff at the bottom of the chest freezer was around 37 years old...we didn't eat it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Fucking hell our mother was a friendly girl!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Do you have an obsession with Nazis and midgets
and Japanese horror?

If you do then yes, I am indeed your brother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Nazi's and midgets yes

Japanese horror less so...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I hate cheese
except on pizzas and in toasted sandwiches, but only if I make the sandwich myself.

The stuff mostly just freaks me out. I've got real issues with it.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Oh man cheese is like hugs to me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Seems like everyone loves it
It's like a badge of fitting in that I will never have, or something.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Embrace your uniqueness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Wouldn't touch it as a kid
Came round to it as an adult. Apparently it's all to do with whether you can digest it properly and you don't develop all the relevant enzymes until later on. Try it every so often, you may find you like it of a sudden.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I couldn't live without cheese

I had some in little French restaurant near where I live, it was so soft it was acyually a liquid at room temperature, le nyoms!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)