What's in a name?
My next door neighbour had a small black cat named (yawn) Sooty. However, the cat started to jump onto the worktops while she was preparing food and steal bits of chicken etc. Cat was swiftly renamed Scouse.

Anyone else have particularly appropriate names for their pets?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:34, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no
but my (old, italian) car is playfully known to all and sundry as "the fucking useless pile of fucking shit"
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I'm watching you, sunshine...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

She's call Roota
I wouldn't.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

One day I was walkin by, wit a Walkman on, when I caught a guy
give me an awkward eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot, wit his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryin to park a Dodge
when I'm drunk as fuck
Right next to a humungous truck in a two-car garage
Hoppin out wit two broken legs, tryin to walk it off
"Fuck you too bitch, call the cops!"
I'ma kill you and them loud ass motherfuckin barkin dogs
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I think I love you
xxxxxxx
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

We have a cat called Rudy.
He likes to lick his arse in public.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Fudge
Fudge is my big fat cat. He likes eating fudge.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

My Dog
and for anyone into hounds she is a Spanish Water Dog,is called Maddie. Mad being the operative term here.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

...as opposed to you losing her in Portugal?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Maddie
Spanish Water......hee hee
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

it gets better..........
I did used to have a very large cat called Peanuts - I think his previous owners decided that pissybollocks was inappropriate.....................
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

We have three cats, they all have normal names which have been changed to fit their personalities*
Kitty - small, black and smells, also known as - Shitty

Shellie - small, tortoiseshell and smells, also known as - Smelly

Alfie - large, ginger and likes to walk muddy paws on the bed, also known as - Awful



FFS personalities? They're fucking cats!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Fatshitcat

self explanatory really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

My previous cat was called Good Boy
Mainly because he was a, good boy. Although most folk would be a bit freaked out when we told them his name....they were mostly cunts though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Mouse
Great name for a cat! He was my red-point siamese, looked like (advanced age tv reference warning) Topo Gigio as a kitten, hence the name mouse.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

My gerbil had babies
and there were 4 grey ones and a black one, so my boyfriend named him Token because he's the token black guy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Elvira
My cat has a white chest, white face, white front paws and white back legs; black everywhere else. Pretty much the same as the Mistress Of The Dark.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Cats
Claude - if you didn't pick her up as a kitten, you got clawed. Used to run straight up your jeans leg.

F.A. - Fart Arse. We rescued him from a rabbit hutch. His digestion was rather upset for a while afterwards.

Seagull - took a while to get the hang of house training. 'Flits across the shore.'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:00, Reply)