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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Holy titty christ

What the fuck is wrong with this woman:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/7154277/Cherie-Blair-spared-violent-criminal-from-prison-because-he-was-religious.html
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:22, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
"I kick arse in the name of the Lord!"

(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Great film
really, REALLY great!

/fetches lawnmower.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)
1 cross + 3 nails

= 4giveness
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)
1 cross + 3 nails + 1 Hammer + Cherie Blair
= A fun afternoon.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I don't care
you could still fit your whole cock and balls in that mouth
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)
I couldn't

(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Would your micro-penis not make it past her teeth?
Like a fleshy pube.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)
No, I just have a massive tumour on my testicles.

(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Fair enough. Is it cancer?

(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:07, Reply)
i believe
it is the fossilized remains of his last conquest (from long, long ago)
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:14, Reply)
Well, firstly, she's fucking a war-criminal who has more slime on his outer skin than on his personailty, which is still about 20% more slime than what David Ickle thinks the queen has.
And secondly, that's not blood, vains, bones and organs under her skin, that's ambition.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Wow!
That's a damn fine assessment.

Have a hug x
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:53, Reply)
“I am going to suspend this sentence for the period of two years based on the fact you are a religious person and have not been in trouble before,"
Christ on a fucking Segway, that's even more retarded than Barbara Windsor prattling on about how "The Kray twins were alright really, they did love their muvver."
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Hahahaha!
You are a religious man and you know this is not acceptable behaviour

Erm....the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition (no one expected that), the Klu Klux Klan, the IRA, the attack on the Golden Temple at Amritsar, Al Qaeda.....

Plenty more all carried out by Religious Men who supposedly know this is not acceptable.


Being religious doesn't mean you're not a violent idiot. Stupid woman.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Inherent inconsistencies
Nobody often seems to point out that Moses, what gets given by God a couple of stone tablets with some general moral pointers on it that say "thou shalt not kill" amongst others, drowned several hundred Egyptian charioteers with the power that God gave him only a short time previous.

With that sort of precedent, religious violence is only to be expected, really.

Edit: Or, at least, unsurprising.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:55, Reply)
This is true.
That god is clearly a lying git.


*is smited*
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Gonz missed one - Opportunism.
She's obviously currying favour with the Muslim voters. Wonder how much Gordon paid her?
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Yes, yes, she's got funny looking eyes.
You really hadn't noticed this before?
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:10, Reply)
Because like most of the judiciary she's a complete twat
Oh, and regardless of the responsibility of her position she's shackled to the politics of the party which assisted her rise. I wouldn't piss in her mouth if her 14000 teeth were on fire.

What I do find disturbing is the faithcreep where those with any religion are automatically assumed to be better than us non sky pixy worshiping folk.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:26, Reply)
"non sky pixy worshiping folk"
That just made me think of Nick Harper's "my god's better than your god" intro to "Building our own temple"
seeing him in Glasgow march 3rd. Or is that 13th?
(, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 2:07, Reply)

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