I have just eaten my third pot noodle of the day
And my guts are churning ominously.

What have you done lately OT that you probably shouldn't have? (Other than your mum, etc)
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:51, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

3 Pot Noodles, in one day????
You Sir, are a sick individual. Have you ever thought about seeking professional help. Good Lord, what next, a Fray Bentos sandwich?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I was astounded to discover that
Fray Bentos is a town in Uruguay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Yes, it was where it was originally canned I do believe.
I occasionally like to slum it and indulge in a 'Cheeky Bentos'. The pastry, whilst incredible bad for you, is pure fucking ambrosia.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:05, Reply)

dammit
I really want one now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Give in to temptation, get two.
One chicken curry and one steak'n'ale. Then deduct 3 weeks from your lifespan.

Worth it though!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)

what was I likely to do with
those three weeks anyway?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Precisely
You will probably be screaming with cancer, and who needs an extra three weeks of that?



See QOTW for suggestions to the above question.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)

wrong
on so many levels
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 1:44, Reply)

Went 10 days without drinking then pounded them back at the strip club last weekend.
Next day I was shaking and fighting off the vom.

Either something's telling me I should not drink...or I should drink more often...
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

more often >: )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:58, Reply)

A lovely Italian guy called Claudio
bought in his laptop for a colleague to fix. He was so happy with his fixed laptop as a reward he bought him 2 packs each of

Clubs
Classics
Drifters
Twix
Time Outs
Breakaways
Fox's Cookie Bars
Taxis
Penguins

18 packs of choccy bars! I've just counted 17 empty wrappers from my desk to the bin. I feel very sick.
( Peej, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Just so's you're aware
If you are perusing this particular question, you read 'what have you done lately that you shouldn't have'



...your answer to which is 'A lovely Italian guy called Claudio'.

You, sir, are a shirter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Yes
I was a straight macho man but I met my wife, and now I am indeed a giant shirter. But a giant shirter with a lot of biscuits.
( Peej, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I've eaten four satsumas and three plums
I expect to make a mushy poo later.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I will never, ever, talk about poo on here ever again...but christ, vitamins fuck your shit [lol] all up

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Spend £1300
of my grant and loan in two weeks. Oops.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You're in QOTW this week, have you seen it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I haven't done anything I shouldn't have
I've been a pillar of the community.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:00, Reply)

likely story

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Honest!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah, but look at the actual community that you are a pillar of.
Lowers the standard/height of the pillar so to speak.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Fair point...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I remember someone with the same
name as you posting one morning about something along these lines...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Hahah, zip it bitch!
That has all been sorted out though.
And it's not as bad as the whole hog I could have gone.
So it actually served to prove that I am slightly less the harpy i was this time last year.
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:05, Reply)

congratulations
you have grown as a person.

going out again soon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Only for dinner tomorrow
And then next week for my mate's birthday, but my best mate will be there and she is a fucking rottweiler so she won't let me get up to owt.
Well she did let me snog her 17 year old brother once, but we didn't know that might happen. However, when I fear drunken mistakes and I warn her beforehand while sober to stop me when drunk, she always stops me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:09, Reply)

good luck with that
I'm off out tonight after my second job of the day, will see if I can get up to something disreputable. Being old, knackered and with a bad knee I suspect there will be no interesting stories.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Raise merry hell!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)

ar ow
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:29, Reply)

OI!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 17:35, Reply)

creating future pavlovian responses
from students by playing Final Countdown over and over 1/2 an hour before their deadline :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

mmmm pavlova

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 16:16, Reply)