My only achievement today has been scoring 2999 on 100-pin bowling on the Wii
anyone got anything better?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 19:22, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I bought a new car.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 19:28, Reply)

hello davros got a new motor?

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Yup
Nowt flash, Peugeot 107, but the cost of running the current vehicle is going to start getting prohibitive, being that it's 17 years old and costs more to tax and insure than it's worth.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Awesome
I've got an 05 mini cooper for three weeks while my mum's slinged up with a dodgy arm. I fucking win at cars at the moment. Cars are ace. I took it for a drive yesterday with a bag full of my old cassette tapes and heard a John Peel tirade from '97 or something about home taping just as I passed the sign to the next town. I felt all warm inside as I relished such freedom.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I've made a big pan of mac and cheese for the party
but that's about it.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 19:28, Reply)

I git a year older beat that yawwwwl
Trah I'm drunk off to work
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 19:29, Reply)

I'm about to go
and griddle some steak, that might be good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 19:35, Reply)

I've managed to keep the tension from last nights argument with the wife going all day today
So now I shall seek refuge in ale
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Fixing two computers
Stripping one down, and incorporating the bits from the old one into a new one.

Also, not waking up with a hangover despite large amounts of alcomahol the night before, and YOUR MUM.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I woke up on a boat in Bristol
with Wellgroomedwookiee and Kaol and Mellicious and Crackhouseceilidhband and Captain Vee.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:12, Reply)

clique!

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Ah poor you - don't you have groups of friends?

( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)

no, I spend my days seething at internet cliques
it was meant as a (weak?) joke dude
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I'm no dude.
However, I accept your joke for what it was.
Ironically, I barely speak to these people on the internet anymore. I have to go and see them.
*grumbles*
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's awful isn't it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:31, Reply)

It's a pain in the arse.
I've got to go to the BLOODY NORTH OF ENGLAND later this month, ffs.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Worra bunch of cunts!
Inviting you that far away. I'd tell them to fuck off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Home safe and sound then?
How is our favourite knife-wielding rogue?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)

He's alright - very well behaved these days.
I think Mellicious is a good influence.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Yay!
Is he ever going to frequent these hallowed boards again though?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:02, Reply)

He might come back one day.
Live in fear.
( thealternativefact, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:23, Reply)

*Trembles*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 22:31, Reply)

I liked Mel
even though I might have mortally offended her by taking the piss out of the welsh.

I can hardly talk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 0:49, Reply)

to be fair to you
the welsh are deserving of it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I walked nine very hilly miles
and I ache, which hasn't happened for a while.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:26, Reply)

well done, there
I've not even left the house today. I've walked up and down the stairs a few times, does that count?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I played an impossibly complex game of darts
that I think was being invented as we went along by the two piss artists who introduced me to it. There was a spreadsheet-style table correlating various throw-factors and little boxes for more bits. We played for half an hour and I reckon to fully complete the game you'd have to play for 5 hours. I left to go home and finish off cooking the sunday dinner, my one real achievement, but not without getting a number to score some freshly cropped/cured "hawaiian" (tastes of pineapple a bit) for recession-beating prices. Now sat with the rest of the red wine we had for dinner and finding old stuff on youtube. Win all round. I'm not sure why I'm telling anyone this.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)

bought 2 cameras, wrote 2 lesson plans and made a crocheted wire and machine cord bracelet. That'll do for now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 21:13, Reply)

The height of productivity:
- Bought a chicken
- Cooked a chicken
- Ate a chicken
- Despaired at life
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 23:29, Reply)

3 bags of glass recycling
2 loads of laundry
and a visit to the gym.

Plus this week I've drunk about a 1/3rd less alcohol than usual which I'm quite pleased about.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Call of Duty: Modern warfare 2
16 kills 1 assist 0 deaths on team deathmatch. Read it and weep. Oh yes.
(kitescreech still here, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:42, Reply)