WAKE UP YOU LAZY SHOWER OF BASTARDS!
And, erm, how was your weekend?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:45, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It was good.
Thank you.

How was yours?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Not bad
Failed in my tasks of picking up repaired dive kit (shop closes at 12 on Saturday which I didn’t know) and visiting a mate who had a heart attack before Christmas (he wasn’t in when we turned up). Went into car dealership on the way home, just for a look and to get some figures on buying a new motor to see whether we could afford it, since our car is ancient and probably going to start costing us money. Ended up buying new car on Sunday, even though we hadn’t planned to.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Salesmen -
gotta love those silver-tongued rogues!
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

To be fair,
It was either take advantage of the scrappage scheme while we can, or not. We didn't think the cost of buying would be so low, so that kind of made our decision for us.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

it was fantastic!
how was yours dearie?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I refer the honourable birthday girl
to my reply above :)

Right, gotta work. Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Pretty darn good
Drank sensibly for a change, did a load of recycling and laundry and got plenty of sleep.

ROCK AND ROLL!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It was arright

Although it turns out that East London is about as far away as the moon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Camden Town is quite central
I discovered on Friday. 15 minutes walk from Euston.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Yep, but I start way down in the SWs

I had to leave early as the stupid tubes stop so early and then it took so long to get home I was within a urethral prolapse of pissing myself!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Got the last train back to Birmingham at 23:30
But if you think the tube stops early try leaving London on a Saturday night. QUARTER TO FUCKING TEN is the last train back to Birmingham. That's criminal that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

It really is rather pathetic
hardly worth going out!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

It's a conspiracy
To drive business to hotels and B&Bs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I was needlessly active
Bike ride on Saturday (got bloody cold).
Watching the kids play rugby on Sunday (got bloody cold).
Went swimming on Sunday evening (warmed up a bit).

In other news it's snowing hard here and we've about 1.5" of snow so far.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Everyone gets snow but me

Damn you urban heat island!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Snowing in North London
Doesn't look like it's going to settle though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'm West way

nothing but grey miserable cloud...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

It's getting grey down south -
but that's my age showing.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Hungover

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Tut tut
Your own worse enemy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

But it was my birthday!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Just trying to make you feel guilty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Aw hush
I didn't murder anyone.
Apart from myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Guilty as charged
Assisting in your own suicide.

Sentence is Death.

Carried out very quietly as she's a bit delicate.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Cheers
*eats duvet*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Your old body can't take it these days
Can it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Oh just have me put to sleep then, you git!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Bacon sarnie, a diet coke, and a mars bar, matey.
Problem solved!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Mmm...I just had 2 out of three (well cherry coke, not diet)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I am having coke

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Apart from the (fat) Coke
that sounds like effort
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Aww
Now I want a bacon sarnie. Anyone got one they can send down the intertubes?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

No :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

It was grand, ta!
Films on Friday, a looooong bike ride on Saturday, football (less said about that the better) and pub on Sunday. Crackin'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Ah, footy.
A 5-1 thrashing of Cardiff on Friday set me up nicely for the weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

It was fucking brilliant.
DJing went brilliantly on Friday, and I had a simply wonderful day with my daughter yesterday. Then I got shitfaced in the evening.

Ticks in all boxes.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Please tell me you played Time Warp...
It's a floor filler!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Course I did.
Right after 'Come on Eileen'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:06, Reply)