Unfortunately its sort of 'wedding law'
that you have to have 4-5 arseholes at your wedding that you don’t really want there. I had a woman at mine that had 4 outfit changes throughout the course of the day… attempting up upstage much!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that was becky wasn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

No
it was me
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I bet you looked smashing in all 4 dresses

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Hehe smashing
Al always looks smashing, especailly when he puts on a great big floral number!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

He's Bounty.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Hahahaha
No it wasn't, I wouldn't have minded if she had
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

you blatently would blud.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

She would
but she wouldn't have said anything for fear of being roundhouse kicked in the face
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Women feel imortal on their wedding day,
something to do with being strapped into a dress and starting drinking at 8am.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Apparently if I start drinking at 8am on my wedding day
I'm going to be in trouble.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I did that
And it's all ended in tears.

This post has been sponsored by Relate
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Awww
*hands over tissue*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Aww, thanks but I don't feel like having some
personal time - I know it's Wednesday and all that, but the Wank Wednesday thing has died a death really, hasn't it?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:33, Reply)

That's a very good point
*retracts tissues*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Has it?
I mean, yes, yes it has.


*re-zips*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

And you're early
It's 4pm.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I wasn't doing nuffink, right,
but if I had been, I'd probably have been carrying out essential maintenance activities to ensure proper functioning for the big event. Like.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Your spelling has actually died outright now.
Yesterday it was critically ill, today it's all over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

hem

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Exactly
I like my legs thankyousomuch.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Becky IS the Chuck Norris of OT
Only with more less facial hair.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I probably wouldn't have noticed
I missed out on quite a few things that day, once I'd said yes, my mind was fully focused on cake.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Good grief
I hope you sat her at the furthest away table near the bogs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

They're always the best table because they stick all the drunken loud people there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

That was where Becky
was sat! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

That explains why i'm always at the back then
I just assumed it was because I was hated by all and sundry. Like the time I was placed next to another single bloke. Cunts.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

with my habits being near the lavatories is kind of handy.,
I AM NOT SAYING I AM A SHIRTER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I didn't actually notice
I got told about it the next day, I thought it was a bit retarded. Not to toot my own trumpet or anything but she was a fat old frumpy bird and I was looking all hot and junk... no competition! Ha.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You had that junk going on so hard
that all the boys spent the day either walking double or sponging the stains out of their crotches.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Damn straight
They all looked most peculiar in their pictures.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You should have just made an announcement at the start
that they were all welcome to unzip and walk around with their straining erections sticking out of their flys.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I don’t think DiT would have appreciated that sort of announcement.
‘Right I’m married now chaps, get your todgers out and flap ‘em around a bit, I’m unlikely to see any others for awhile'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

POTD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

*bows*
*receives flowers*

I'd like to thank God...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Flim, I'm happy for you
and I'mma let you finish...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

*stomps*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)